VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths. Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supp...
The Washington Post is reporting this morning that NBC is planning a new Celebrity series for 2020. Calling it: Celebrity Cellmate, the TV series will be filmed at the federal penitentiary in Butner, North Carolina. Details of the program are b...
Many illegal immigrants are now security officers trusted with enforcing North Carolina's new bathroom gender laws, and many in the state are crying foul over the conditions that breed a preference for hiring illegal workers over North Carolina worke...
Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms. "I have been di...
It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...
The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting today that the biggest attraction on the Food Court on opening day of the fair was: Deep fried dog turds dipped in chocolate and wrapped in bacon! The line stretched around the block as attendees waited to...
Winston-Salem, NC: In response to the front sign shooting of the center belonging to the Om Hindu Organization of North Carolina, (link: http://huff.to/1TMaHRy) The local Hindu community, many of whom frequent the center have expressed sincere adulat...
It was an almost carnival atmosphere this morning at the State House in Raleigh, North Carolina.Journalists from all over the world attended a press conference held by the House of Representatives to announce the passage of legislation approving the...
The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that thousands of people in the state have entered rehabs due to stress associated with the unending 24/7 political ads, mostly for the US Senate race between Democrat Senator Kay Hagan and conservativ...
BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out), a second amendment rights group in North Carolina has sued the state for the right to carry weapons to this years state fair. "Aint no way we goin to the state fair iffin we can't carry our weapons," stated the Rev. T. J.
GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...
FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...
North Carolina fart fams received both ridicule and criticism when first announced by its founder Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. Now, three major airlines have declared the air space around the facility a "no fly zone." Louisburg is in pa...
Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...
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