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Funny story: Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

Sexy Women Say That Their Sugar Daddies Are Dumping Them Like Hot Potatoes

LAS VEGAS – The Las Vegas Daily Light is reporting that the C-19 is even starting to affect the “Sugar Daddy” business. An independent survey was taken in the state of Nevada, which is known as “The Sugar Daddy Capital of The World”. The result...

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Funny story: Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

Bernie “The Stud” Sanders Captures Nevada

LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...

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Funny story: President Trump Hammers Fox News Saying They’re Going Downhill Faster Than Meghan McCain On A Metal Trash Can Lid

President Trump Hammers Fox News Saying They’re Going Downhill Faster Than Meghan McCain On A Metal Trash Can Lid

JACKPOT, Nevada – The 45th president Donald Johnny Trump was campaigning up in Jackpot, Nevada, allegedly the home of The Nevada Chapter of The KKK. The Jackpot chief of security, Leander F. Capote, 57, stated to the media that there were 117 peop...

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Funny story: Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

Donnie Trump Jr. Makes A Very Inappropriate Lascivious Remark About His Step-Mother (Melania Trump)

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian. Donald Trump Jr., who N...

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Funny story: The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...

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Funny story: Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Area 51, Nevada - A really cool and mysterious secret source from the White House sent a super sensitive coded message to the press today, stating that Area 51 is actually President Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Big, Giant Blanket Fort, and...

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Funny story: Nevada Brothels to be turned into places of worship

Nevada Brothels to be turned into places of worship

Nevada brothel owners have seen the light after the death of one of its most infamous owners and have all decided to turn their whore-houses into 'Homes of God' after seeing the light after years of seeing only the 'red light!' Punters turning up...

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Funny story: Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Donald Trump has pledged to sue his own administration once he is elected, this follows reports from his campaign that one of Donald Trump's companies is suing another of his companies to keep him from talking about the details of a partnership with...

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Funny story: Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...

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Funny story: Cattle Rancher Bundy Actually A Front For Putin's Seizure Of American Territory

Cattle Rancher Bundy Actually A Front For Putin's Seizure Of American Territory

The word is out on Nevada renegade cattle rancher Cliven Bundy. Recent evidence has shown that the cantankerous old cow rebel who refused to pay the government for using BLM land for grazing is actually a front man for Russian President Putin's plot...

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Funny story: Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Rory Reid, son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, today announced a controversial plan to sell the entire state of Nevada to the Communist Chinese Government. Terms of the deal are being withheld, pending approval by the gambling syndicate. "...

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Funny story: Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan made the decision to insert himself into the important race for Nevada Attorney General by endorsing Adam Laxalt over Secretary of State Ross Miller. "This race is so important to me because everybody in Nevada knows how I helped orchestrate...

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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

Cliven Bundy Thanks Arizona Governor Jan Brewer For The Wonderful Gift

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...

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Funny story: Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

A hard fought victory for a Nevada militia is collecting an unusual honor; congratulations from one of the U.S. government's greatest enemies. In a video statement released by Afghan TV, Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the militia for th...

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Funny story: Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus. Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bun...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

Kim Jong Un Says That If That Nevada Cowboy Cliven Bundy Had Pulled His Stunt In North Korea He Would Have Been Put In Jail For Life

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un cannot believe how the state of Nevada and the United States government let Cliven Bundy get his way. Kim Jong Un said that 67-year-old Bundy did not pay the mandato...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.

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