Taking a note from British Commonwealth countries, the Republican Party has proposed a change to all state flags where the GOP has a majority. In the flags of the Commonwealth can be seen a tiny Union Jack, thus do the colonies acknowledge their…
Yah, guten tag, my name iz Hans und I’m from Germany, old school, my grandpapa vas a N … oh, you almost got me to say the N word! Nein! Anyways, I will try to talk your American British English language, yah? Okay. We love that some of you emb…
Well, the Nazi Pope is dead. Will he rise from the grave to become a zombie Pope? Only time will tell. Did you know that when a Pope dies, they hit him in the head with a hammer (blessed, of course) to see if the smack wakes him up. (If the wit…
Now that Melani is no longer a First Lady, or First anything, what does she do with all her time? Donny has given his wife a task: Design new uniforms for all American cops and members of the military. He has taken some pictures from World War…
Well, I’ll admit, it’s getting harder. Kanye West is, allegedly, a black man. But let’s not judge a man by the colour of his skin, yes? Can a black man hate as well as a white man who hates black men? That’s how they get ya! Didn’t expect the unex…
The Nazis are out in full force! Some guy at a Washington airport spews “Heil Hitler”, and Trump invites Nick Fuentes and Kanye West to Mar, and says he has no idea who David Duke is, but he’ll take the KKK’s money. That’s true capitalism. Does…
When a criminal gets caught, but still awaits prison, he gets desperate. Trump is rambling at his rallies, dementia setting in, his brain confused, thinking he’ll remain free. Don Junior is snorting more coke than ever and sounding as panicky and dem…
The Secret Service knew Nancy Pelosi had a price on her head from the Insurrections, and they didn’t pass along the message until after the riots started. Once a riot starts, it sure is tough to stifle. (Apparently, America was out of tear gas that d…
Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow” guy, has teamed up with Trump Enterprises and Proud Boy Casual Wear to come up with a whole new line of fashion for today’s Nazi-inspired American voter. Are you on your way to a counter-protest against people who lik…
I went to confession last Sunday, despite not being Catholic. I had a few questions. “How long since your last confession, my son?” “Your what? Daddy? At long last? Mama and I have been looking for you everywhere! You became a priest? Was mama…
Do you and your Nazi buddies need to get to a protest of people who are different than you, but your mom’s minivan won’t fit everybody? Remember: there’s strength in numbers. Bringing just a half dozen teenagers or guys in their 20s who don’t hav…
Prince Harry has been diligent in trying to remove photos of him at a Halloween party wear he wore a Nazi brownshirt with a swastika armband. It’s not clear whether or not his granny had a talk with him, though one Royal-watcher, who prefers to r…
People in Ukraine are straining their brains and craning their necks to figure out why all the Z’s are painted on Russian tanks here, according to Gladimhere Poopnshitsky, resident interviewed by Z-news10. “I was happily taken a crap today when I…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today spoke with Trump’s brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, and the doctor said that the Trumptard is in bad mental shape. He informed TT reporter Papaya Bamboo, that the 75-year-old “Has Been” has been…
Who knew that morons came in different degrees. It used to be, "Oh, he's a moron," met the general understanding that the guy wasn't all there and easily dismissed. Case closed. Ted Cruz, the US Senator from Texas, was quickly dismissed aft…
Ted Cruz defended a parent's freedom of speech when using a Nazi salute at a Michigan school board meeting with a straight face. The Nazi salute was in protest of children required to wear masks in school. Ted Cruz, the same guy who abandoned fre…
Modern German historians have discovered Adolf Hitler sent an expedition of Nazi scientists to the Himalayas in 1939 hoping to discover that the Aryan Race had larger brains than Tibetan Monks, who were really quite clever, and understood Mother Natu…
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