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Funny story: Ground Hog Day in Washington as Racist Redneck Revolutionaries attempt to repeat Napoleon's coup d’état,

Ground Hog Day in Washington as Racist Redneck Revolutionaries attempt to repeat Napoleon's coup d’état,

(NOT EDITED) History tends to repeat itself and it does not necessarily repeat itself in the same country as yesterday's Redneck Southern State Fraternity attempted to copy an infamous French coup d’état proved. However, French revolutionaries wer…

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Funny story: Napoleon Bonaparte spotted at Walmart

Napoleon Bonaparte spotted at Walmart

He was last seen being placed in a coffin sometime in the 1820s but in an amazing moment a shopper at Walmart in Washington, DC., has positively identified the former Emperor of France, Napoleon Bonaparte, making his way through the aisles. Author…

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Funny story: Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

Expert Denounces US and UK Leaders as Coronavirus Crisis Continues

The USA and the UK are leading the world in terms of an unwanted statistic: the number of coronavirus deaths. And in the wake of this, the leaders of both great nations have come under the searching scrutiny of a leading expert, who has exposed th...

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Funny story: Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here

Wuhan Spelled Backwards = Nahuw (No Way, José) Coronavirus Didn’t Start Here

BILLINGSGATE POST: In The Looking Glass War, a spy novel by John le Carré, everything appears backwards. And that’s the way it’s supposed to be. Historically, there were many generals who would consult with their semordnilapicist before undertaking a...

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Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Funny story: Napoleon Invades France

Napoleon Invades France

Napoleon Bonaparte known by his street name "B" has once again scored big by invading his own country. Clearly unable to resist the sight of a pile of shiney stuff, "B" went all out by planning a trip to Rome. When it was pointed out that Rome...

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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

Rachel Dolezal, formerly white, then black, now Asian

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW, OZ -- Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who claimed she "identified" as African-American now says she's "probably Asian" and believes herself to be a reincarnation of Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing dynasty. Ironically, Dolez...

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Funny story: Arrogance vs. Savagery

Arrogance vs. Savagery

On a hill located south of Waterloo, in Belgium, stands a memorial statue of a lion called Lion's Mound, with 226 stairs. It was completed in 1826, eleven years after the Battle of Waterloo when Napoleon was defeated by the armies of the Seventh Coalition. The victory for the Coalition very costly. Napoleon lost 25,000 men plus 9,000 PoWs. vs. 23000. Napoleon abandoned his defeated army and we...

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Funny story: Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...

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Funny story: Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.

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Funny story: Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Steven Spielberg is to make a mini-series based on the life of teeny tiny French Emperor Napoleon and has already earmarked Tom Cruise to star as the dwarf like leader who not only continually tickled his own nipple but also branded and created his v...

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Funny story: In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...

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Funny story: Napoleon Society of France Gourmet Dinner to be Held in June 2012

Napoleon Society of France Gourmet Dinner to be Held in June 2012

Paris France: The Napoleon Society of France (NSF) has announced a 200 year anniversary gourmet dinner, commemorating Napoleon's Russian Campaign of June 1812. Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) crowned himself Emperor of the French and King of Italy in 1804. The NSF will host the dinner in the Waterloo Grand Ballroom of the Paris Hilton hotel. Guest speakers throughout dinner include President of...

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Funny story: Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Plans to build a Disneyland-style theme park dedicated to Napoleon have angered a writer whose job is poking fun at the French. Former government minister Yves Jégo plans to build the park at Seine-et-Marne, just south of Paris and the site of the...

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Funny story: Outrage As Pupils Are Allowed To Ditch History At 13

Outrage As Pupils Are Allowed To Ditch History At 13

Experts warn that the education system is failing our children by squeezing history out of the curriculum. England is the only country in Europe where the subject is not compulsory to the age of 15 or 16. Some kids are allowed to stop studying it...

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Funny story: Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Papers recently discovered in France suggest that Napoleon might have invaded Russia successfully if his army had better sock supplies. The Corsican general famously said that an army marches on its stomach, but these papers prove he believed the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Twilight toothsome twosome Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had to throw a couple of fans out of their bedroom at the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom of the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom. The hotel - The Ersatz Vampyre - is situated in Ajaccio, Corsica, where the preternatural pair have been filming the bedroom scenes for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the...

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