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Nancy Pelosi: Eyes Like Two Tinkle Holes In A Snow Bank

BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Ice Age the terrain of Mother Earth was forever scarred by vast glaciers that sculpted the surface of the planet that we call our home. The jagged edges; mountains that we now call the Rockies, are archeological remnant...

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Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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Nancy Pelosi Unable to Say the Word "Impeachment"

WASHINGTON D.C. - In an interview with various reporters, Nancy Pelosi stated, "As House Minority Leader, I believe it is not the proper course of action to respond to Judge Kavanaugh with talk of impuuuu-" Pelosi then strained her face and squirm...

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Senator Who Identifies with 25th Amendment, Native Americans, LGBTQ, and Nanny Pelosi, Says President Is "Loony"

Funny story: Senator Who Identifies with 25th Amendment, Native Americans, LGBTQ, and Nanny Pelosi, Says President Is "Loony"

WASH, AC/DC—Senator Eliza Beth War On wants to invoke the US Constitution's 25th Amendment, which allows Congress to remove the president if he (or she—not that there's ever been a “she” in the office, unless either Eleanor Roosevelt or Barack Obama...

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The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

Funny story: The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...

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Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Funny story: Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...

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Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview this morning on MSNBC, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush three different times in a rambling, incoherent discussion regarding the failure of the Administration to repeal or change ObamaCa...

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Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

Funny story: Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: The San Francisco Chapter of Dykes on Bikes announced today that they were joining with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in a boycott of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. In 1976, a small group of women motorcyclists gathered at th...

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Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

Funny story: Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Donald Trump, worried about his lack of support from Democrats in his attempt to repeal and replace ObamaCare, invited Senator Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, to meet with him in the Oval Office so...

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Pelosi on sexism, bukkake, and a Democratic colleague's inspiration

Funny story: Pelosi on sexism, bukkake, and a Democratic colleague's inspiration

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Botox devotee, plastic surgery fan, and Senate Minority leader Nancy "Nanny" Pelosi, 76, said she just didn't "know what to say" when she was asked whether she condemned Democratic Representative Cedric Richmond's sexist statem...

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Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

Funny story: Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

USA - Exit polls conducted by MSNBC Monday determined that Trump will not become President after all. Ms. Aroma Pour, veteran reporter with MSNBC, interviewed a Mr. Trey Tour, one of the exiting Electors. According to Tour, the CIA visited the E...

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Candidate Cruz Says that Tax System Should Be "Voluntary"

Funny story: Candidate Cruz Says that Tax System Should Be "Voluntary"

Special to TPN - Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the Today Show: "I believe the IRS should be eliminated and taxes made voluntary. It wor...

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Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

It seems not everybody is charmed by Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the right wing, unaccountable, and generally depraved policies and order of gover...

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This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

Funny story: This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C.- Forget candy and flowers, they've been done to death for Valentine's Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don't want - Obamacare! Who wouldn't want to be surprised with...

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Obama Found To Have Terrible Disease

Funny story: Obama Found To Have Terrible Disease

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama will consider sending US military advisers into combat in Iraq on a "case-by-case basis," said General Martin Dempsey, American military's top-ranking officer told senators on Tuesday. Dempsey indicated he had d...

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Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

Funny story: Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

San Francisco, CA - House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to an unnamed mental health facility for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located...

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Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface

Funny story: Conservatives Join Hunt for iCloud Hacker After Nude Pics of Nancy Pelosi, Others Surface

Los Angeles, CA - The now infamous and anonymous iCloud hacker, responsible for releasing nude and semi-nude photos of celebrities, now has a new enemy to add to his list - Conservatives. The initial release of risqué pics featuring attractive celebr...

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President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

Funny story: President Obama Rushed to Hospital with Chest Pain

President Barack Obama was rushed to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center with reported shortness of breath and chest pain, after being briefed about the results of a study tracking the progress of the first wave of "DREAMers", or those young people e...

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