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Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...

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Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

Funny story: Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...

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John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

Funny story: John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

Denvah, Collie Raddo—Has-been NFL quarterback John L. Way, who now manages to manage the Denvah Broncs, said, “No way will Colon Pencildick play foosball for my team. He stinks.” The has-been quarterback and general manager of the Broncs added, “W...

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NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

Funny story: NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...

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The NFL is set to approve players from space

Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from outside Planet Earth to play. Not everyone is welcoming the mov...

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Patriots blame lack of effort by refs on their team for Super Bowl loss

After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history. "Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...

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Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air

There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...

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NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...

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Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Funny story: Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Washington, DC Trump went on Twitter and non-Twitter tirades Monday as he criticized everybody in the NFL, as well as anyone who watches the NFL, for players like Stephen Curry speculating on whether they want to even go to the White House, since it...

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After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

Funny story: After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...

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Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Various teams in the NFL decided to protest President Trump's statements about standing during the national anthem by taking various stances during yesterday's games. The Buffalo Bills decided to stand on one leg during the national anthem, tho...

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Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...

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Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...

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Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

Funny story: Roger Goodell Out As NFL Commissioner, To Be Replaced By Donald Trump

New York, NY-After an emergency meeting between the NFL's 32 owners late last night, a decision has been made to unanimously vote Roger Goodell out of his position of Commissioner and, effective immediately, replace him with Donald Trump. The move ca...

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God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Funny story: God Seen Wearing Vikings Jersey For First Time Since 2009

Minneapolis, MN-Following the Minnesota Vikings recent strong start to the NFL season, The Lord himself has been seen wearing a Vikings jersey, something not reported since the 2009 season in which Brett Favre lead the team to the NFC Championship Ga...

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After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...

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NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

Funny story: NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...

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College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

Funny story: College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

AP --At Texas A&M, the football coach made close to $4.5 million in 2015, nearly four times what the second highest-earning public university president in the country made. At Penn State, where the president is the highest paid among all public...

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