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Funny story: The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

The Real Reasons Why The New England Patriots Released QB Cam Newton

GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Many sports pundits had predicted that NFL quarterback, Cam Newton was bound to get cut by the Patriots. The rumors around the locker room were that the Pats powers-that-be and Coach Bilichick, were just…

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

BUFFALO, New York – (Sports Satire) – According to the Sports Bet Gazette, Bills receiver, Cole Beasley is emphatic that no one, not the NFL commissioner, not the vice-president of the United States, and not even the “Big Black Mouth of The South,” C…

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Funny story: Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

Rioting breaks out over renaming NFL's KC Chiefs to Hooligans

What began as a classic standoff between wokers and old schoolers turned into a free-for-all yesterday at a press conference held to announce a new name for team known as the Kansas City Chiefs. The old schoolers gathered to protest the change, w…

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Funny story: The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…

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Funny story: The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Jets hierarchy says that after the team’s dismal (2-14) record last year, the powers-that-be feel that they have to make a drastic change. Spokesperson Zeke Weatherwine, 91, said that severa…

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Funny story: The Newly-Signed Jacksonville Jaguars Tight End Tim Tebow Says He’s As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Pencil Factory

The Newly-Signed Jacksonville Jaguars Tight End Tim Tebow Says He’s As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Pencil Factory

JACKSONVILLE, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Tim Tebow, has just signed a $920,000 one-year contract with the Jacksonville Jaguars to play tight end. His contract also calls for him to receive an extra $45,000 for each touchdown pass that he catches.

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Funny story: Fantasy Football Manager takes on Aaron Rodgers persona during 2021 preseason

Fantasy Football Manager takes on Aaron Rodgers persona during 2021 preseason

After watching the snotty behavior on display from reigning NFL league MVP Aaron Rodgers, a local fantasy football manager decided to try and match his brattish antics with his own uncharacteristic behavior. Tommy Bentrolla, better know by his p…

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Funny story: NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down

NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down

The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Pick Up 3 Kickers in The NFL Draft

The Jacksonville Jaguars Pick Up 3 Kickers in The NFL Draft

CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – In a move that has literally shocked 99.7% of all sports writers, reporters, pundits, and fans, the Jacksonville Jaguars have taken 3 kickers in the NFL Draft. Sports Bet Gazette’s Zorro La Bamba, stated that he…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…

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Funny story: The NFL Super Bowl Committee Divulges That Disease Experts Say The C-19 Virus Was Found in Hundreds of Hot Dogs

The NFL Super Bowl Committee Divulges That Disease Experts Say The C-19 Virus Was Found in Hundreds of Hot Dogs

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Several members of the news media report that, according to disease experts, traces of the C-19 virus were found in hundreds of the hot dogs served at the Super Bowl game. Dr. Tarpetina Kappalino, with the Florida Fed…

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Funny story: A List of Commercial Products You Won’t See Advertised on This Year’s Super Bowl

A List of Commercial Products You Won’t See Advertised on This Year’s Super Bowl

(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…

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Funny story: The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

The NFL Will Allow Quarterbacks to Use Mini-Computers While They’re on The Playing Field Starting Next Season

NEW YORK – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is taking Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones excellent suggestion. Jones suggested to the commissioner that, in order to embrace the ever-improving electronic advances in today’s fast-paced…

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Funny story: New Orleans Quarterback Drew Brees Announces His Political Intentions

New Orleans Quarterback Drew Brees Announces His Political Intentions

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that now that New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Bree’s will be hanging up his jockstrap for good, he has decided to go into his second love, politics. Brees who is one of the greatest quarte…

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Funny story: NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL Announce Name Overhaul Plan For 2021

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced sweeping changes to the team name system, expected to come in to effect for the 2021 season. After a successful trial in Washington, Goodell is keen to see the change rolled out through the other 31 teams.

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Funny story: The NFL is Considering Banning the Halftime

The NFL is Considering Banning the Halftime

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has been facing lots of pressure lately, due to the fact that some of the football games are running extremely long. He noted that part of the problem is due to the sponsors, who dem…

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Funny story: The Company That Makes Sports Fans Cardboard Cut-Outs Is Making a Killing

The Company That Makes Sports Fans Cardboard Cut-Outs Is Making a Killing

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Sports Satire) – The company that manufactures sports fan cardboard cut-outs reports that it is making money hand-over-fist. CEO Barnabas Ballyhoo, with Cut-Outs Inc., told the Balls News Agency that just since the Corona…

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