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Funny story: Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…

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Funny story: NASA Is Shocked To Learn That The Warranty on The Mars Land Rover Perseverance Has Expired

NASA Is Shocked To Learn That The Warranty on The Mars Land Rover Perseverance Has Expired

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – There are dozens and dozens of red-faced space program executives at the NASA Space Center that have overlooked something that could end up costing the American taxpayers lots and lots of money. Boom Boom News reporter H…

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Funny story: A Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona

A Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona

PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Funny story: Successful launch for the US: First lighthouse in space!

Successful launch for the US: First lighthouse in space!

American pride was in full stride this morning after our great nation became the first to launch an entire lighthouse into space! Thousands of spectators witnessed the event and billions more around the world watched it on TV. NASA engineers mostl…

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Funny story: NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen

NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…

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Funny story: NASA lands first pork faggots on Mars

NASA lands first pork faggots on Mars

The North American Sausage Association (NASA) have achieved another first - landing the first pork faggots on another planet. They are also the first sausage-like product of any type to visit another world. The triumph is thanks to butcher Geoff G…

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Funny story: Man Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck About Space Exploration

Man Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck About Space Exploration

Space, the race to the stars, boldly going where no man has gone before, and the colonization of other planets - the stuff of dreams! But not for one man, who spoke up loudly this week, saying that, as far as he was concerned, he really couldn't…

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Funny story: Science Teacher Tells Student: "It's Not Rocket Science!"

Science Teacher Tells Student: "It's Not Rocket Science!"

A school student who kept bothering his science teacher with irrelevant, not to say 'irreverent', questions about space travel in a lesson that was, instead, on the topic of 'Matter' - which was somewhat difficult to understand - was told by the teac…

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Funny story: The Real Story Behind Space Force

The Real Story Behind Space Force

It's been over a year since the orange-skinned President Trump touted the formation of something called 'Space Force', but there hasn't been much media coverage about it after the big annoucement, other than the flag cost American tax payers an estim…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

BOCA CHICA, Texas – The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…

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Funny story: President Trump is Allocating $14.7 Billion To Send An Exploratory Team to The Newly Discovered Planet Covfefe

President Trump is Allocating $14.7 Billion To Send An Exploratory Team to The Newly Discovered Planet Covfefe

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump recently sat down with Dr. Amerigo Tennyson, who is the chief scientist at NASA. Dr. Tennyson is the man who discovered the planet Covfefe on April 20, 2020. The doctor has scientific degrees…

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Funny story: Voter Suppression By Sleeping, Snoring U.S. Mail

Voter Suppression By Sleeping, Snoring U.S. Mail

If you don’t want something done, put a sap in charge. You don’t hire a sap to work at NASA. Same at SpaceX. Somehow, a sap got into Boeing and the 737 was produced. Ever notice how the royal family of Great Britain just keeps rolling along with…

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Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

The Mars Land Rover Has Just Sent Back An Amazing Photo

HOUSTON – (Satire News) - Everyone at NASA is extremely shocked at a photo that the Mars Land Rover has just sent back. The photo clearly shows a wooden home with a dog in front of it. NASA scientists are totally baffled at the photo, which the…

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Funny story: SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...

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Funny story: Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

HOUSTON – A group of extremely brilliant scientists at NASA have made an amazing discovery regarding the Big Dipper (aka Ursa Major). After implementing a brand new state-of-the-art extremely-high-powered telescope, that was produced on the Paci...

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Funny story: NASA Discovers a Brand New Planet

NASA Discovers a Brand New Planet

HOUSTON – NASA has just informed the media that planetary scientists have just made an astounding discovery. The team of scientists, who use the code name, 'the Brainiacs', have announced that they have just discovered a planet that they guess is...

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