"Now, Donald, I have prepared a few simple exercises for you [handing him a printed card]. Start at the top, and read all the way through." "I condemn the racists and neo-nazis and white supremacists who . . . Listen, I know that the fake media want to distort everything I say . . ." "No, no, no! That is unacceptable. You absolutely must stay on message. Start over from the beginning."...
Lord Lloyd Webber has cancelled the new production of My Fair Lady staring Sarah Montague which had been in production for two months. A spokesman for his company said that Ms. Montague was having trouble with her elocution. 'She was fine on the c...
Andrew Lloyd Webber is to mount a new production of My Fair Lady after listening to the Today programme. His spokesman said that he was half asleep listening to the Radio Four programme when Ms. Montague used the word 'now' three times in one sen...
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