"In an attempt to ease the pain of most normal human beings," Morgan Freeman paused at a news conference in the west wing today, "I have decided to sacrifice the final days of my life to be the voice and visual of Donald Trump." "Now, I know this...
Benedict Cumberbatch, the British actor best known for his roles in Sherlock, 12 Years a Slave, The Hobbit, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, has announced that there are three films to be released...
Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
Former ITN newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, will be seen getting into a fracas with a Hollywood movie star tonight. Sir Trevor can currently be seen presenting his new series The Mighty Mississippi, the second episode of which airs tonight at 9 on...
HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon pictures has announced that production will begin in late December on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Oops - The Herman Cain Story. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the movi...
The ever popular, and charismatic TV pundit Piers Morgan has started an attack on the popular actor Morgan Freeman. Popular Piers said: 'People love Morgan Freeman, but I want it known that I will be the most popular Morgan in the world. People lo...
Following this week's discovery that a GOP political commercial from a Southern swing vote state was not actually narrated by the voice of Morgan Freeman, more cable program and commercials have been found with the same imposter's voice. Emphatica...
Long time prisoner Morgan Freeman has said he is delighted that penpal Nelson Mandela will play him in a new Spielberg blockbuster Hollywood film. Speaking from his maximum security prison cell Freeman said "I'm delighted" Morgan Freeman best kno...
Incoming reports confirm that Morgan Freemanism is on the increase, and rapidly spiralling out of control as ever increasing numbers of people put their faith in the ageing American actor. Morgan Freeman has never at any point suggested that peopl...
Morgan Freeman is to star in Roman Polanski's new movie. The film "Dirty Grandfather" charts how an elderly man grooms his step-granddaughter and eventually marries her following his divorce. It is a typically controversial movie from the dirty ol...
Timmy Gerris of Coos Bay, Oregon got a special surprize when Hollywood superstar Morgan Freeman showed up to narrate the young boy's 6th birthday party. "Mr. Freeman is my super favorite actor! He did a great job in "The Shawshank Redemption,...
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
A statue of Nelson Mandela erected in Parliament Square in London shows more than a passing resemblance to the Hollywood actor Morgan Freeman.
The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.
The Secretary General of the UN, Kofi Annan, has been reunited with his long lost Brother, actor and Ukulele magnate Morgan Freeman.
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