Whew, just came back from Tesco, madness it was. Everyone seems to be shopping today just my luck and the traffic too. You should see all the Moslem food there is now, grape leaves, feta cheese, spices in packets the size of sugar bags and lentils. I grew up to the age of fifty and never once saw a lentil, wouldn't know how to cook it today and the store is full of them, dried in bags or tins...
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