After buying Twitter and watching it take a nose dive, then letting Donald Trump (the great abuser of free speech) back on the platform, is it time to consider sending Mr. Musk back to South Africa? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, yes!…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The following interview was conducted in the back seat of Slim Everdingle’s 1951 Champion Studebaker on Wednesday, October 19, 2022. Being a vintage car nut, President Biden agreed to the interview, even though his staff warned h…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
The red half of Greater Manchester is buzzing with expectation tonight, after it was leaked to the media that the lead suspect in the as-yet unsolved Jamal Khashoggi murder, Saudi Arabian Prince Mohammed bin Salman, is interested in buying Manchester...
Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh...
Dire Straits Of Hormuz, Arabian Gulf: Prince Mohammed should be sent to landfill somewhere in the Shit Al-Arab, according to a straw poll of 1,000 camel herders charged with recycling royal crap. The latest briefing complains that the Saudis’ hai...
Shat-al-Arab, Middle East - (Blubber Mess): The Grand Mufti has issued a fatwa informing the people that the super-plus sized princeling is one big fat jerk. The proclamation comes after Mohammed Bingo Wings Salman tipped the scales at more than...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...
UK authorities have been pleased to announce further assistance on its most famous inmate at Belmarsh Prison, Julian Assange. Saudi Arabia’s MBS arrived yesterday, smiling, with a hand-picked team. These assistants have recently been identified...
The trial has opened in Riyadh, of eleven defendants accused of killing the US-based critic of Saudi Arabia, Jamal Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October. The truth is that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the kill...
Hello, children! It's time for another story! Are you ready? If you are, I'll begin. There was once a man called Jamal, who lived in a country where there was a lot of sand. It was very hot in that country, and the misters wore big, long, flowing white robes which helped them to keep cool. Jamal didn't like the oppressive heat very much, so he came to live in America, where you live. He was...
BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...
US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...
CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...
Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...
According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...
ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...
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