Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…
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An anti-whaling boat has been capsized by a giant wave in the Southern Ocean, it was chasing Japanese whalers out on their annual slaughter. The incident happened as a giant white whale called Moby Dick, was being hunted by a Japanese whaler who's...
Friends of the The Captain of the boat that Natalie woods died on have revealed new evidence about the night of her fatal accident. They have stated that, on the night of the drowning, the captain told his friends he heard shouting and screaming...
Soup is funny. It's not really a main course, but it's not a side dish either because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods. There are soup that have beans in them, but they're not bean-dishes. Conversely, there are bean-dishes that are very soupy, but they're not soup. Some people put bread in their soup, while others put soup in their bread. To me it's arbi...
This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.
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