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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

SKUNK SPRAY, Kentucky - (Satire News) – TMZ recently spoke with Senator Addison Michelle McConnell, and the senator revealed what 97% of all Americans already knew. McConnell, who is 78, but looks 98, finally admitted that yes, he is indeed “Trump…

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Funny story: President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – President Trump speaking before a huge crowd at a Walgreens parking lot stunned the audience by making an amazing announcement. Trump told the crowd that he has decided to cancel the upcoming 2020 presiden…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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Funny story: Senate Rejects Bill to Bring Indoor Plumbing to Capitol Building

Senate Rejects Bill to Bring Indoor Plumbing to Capitol Building

WASHINGTON – In a close vote, the US Senate has voted 51-49 not to move forward with HR 6006 that would have brought indoor plumbing to the Capitol Building. “The Republican Senate is getting tired of these radical left-wing proposals coming from…

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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Chapter 7 Run For It!

As Paul Ryan showed us around the capital, #3 fell in step next to me and whispered, "We have to get out of this. We've gone back in time to 2015." I looked in her eyes, and she was dead serious, as usual. "Lead the way," I replied, already sick o…

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…

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Funny story: The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

CUSTER, South Dakota – The news media is reporting that Jonathan Penna, also known as Chief Cow Lick, has stated that he and his group, known as Red Lives Matter, want George Washington to be taken off Mount Rushmore. They state that it is only fa…

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Funny story: The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

The University of Kentucky To Remove The Statue of Mitch McConnell

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – Senator Mitch McConnell has just been informed that his alma mater has voted to take down his his statue. McConnell, who is worth $30 million, expressed disbelief, and asked on what grounds was the statue being removed. Th…

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Besides catching musical acts at Trump's next rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, coronavirus is going to be at a premium. No activity is necessary. Just sit there next to a stranger, shoulder to shoulder, please don’t wear a mask, Trump frowns on masks, shout...

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Funny story: Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate

Mitch McConnell Voted The Ugliest Senator in the Senate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide poll was recently conducted which dealt strictly on looks. A total of 901,883 individuals were asked to rate each one of the United States senators as far as looks go. A 10 was for handsome and beautiful. And a 1 wa...

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Funny story: Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Bunker Man, Bunker Man, Does whatever a coward can. Spins his lies, any size, Treats his enemies just like flies Look out! There goes the Bunker Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got hydroxychloro...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...

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Funny story: Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

Several Republican Groups Vow To Make Sure President Trump Is a One-Term President

CHICAGO – The more that Donald Trump speaks, the more that the Electoral College winner sticks his size 13 shoe in his ever-lying mouth. Three anti-Trump Republican groups are promising to make sure that the Tweet Creep becomes a one-term presiden...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

FRESNO, California – Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, 78, and his wife Elaine “Cookie” Chao, 67, traveled to California to visit Elaine’s step-sister Ling Ling Moo-Moo. While there, McConnell was asked by the left coast media, why he has 6...

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Funny story: Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where Are The Coronavirus Tests For US Taxpayers?

Where are any coronavirus tests for US taxpayers? Huh? Even Heidi Klum can’t get tested and, she’s at home feeling sick and feverish. Has Ivanka been tested? Has anyone seen Melania lately? Is she under quarantine or lockdown? The former world sup...

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