Fascinating new developments, since the GOP took over the Speaker of the House … a vote has been passed by a slim margin, but the Republicans have all decided to change the state anthem of Mississippi. Mark Twain once wrote about it, and his vers…
JACKSON, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Well it took 162 years, but the state of Mississippi after getting tons and tons of pressure from the Federal Government has finally decided to ban the state's Confederate flag. An attorney for the Cotton Bal…
Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
BULOXI, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - According to American Foodie News, the largest Mickey D's in the giant burger chain has just opened on the gulf beach at Buloxi, Mississippi. The new restaurant will feature several very popular Dixieland…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…
BULOXI, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The Mississippi Department of Law Enforcement is investigating into how in the hellacious hell, 343 tons of Wisconsin snow ended up in the delta state of Mississippi. Capt. Amos Tuckerlicker, 62, with the MDLE…
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The US Cotton Commission has just issued a statement that has the state of Mississippi concerned as hell. As everyone knows, cotton is to Mississippi, like beer is to Ricky Gervais, or like Big Macs are…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state. A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita M…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – Die-hard Trump follower and super ass-kisser Ron DeSantis, sticks his GOP foot in his GOP mouth at least half a dozen times each and every day. A few days ago, he said that he wants to deport most of the Cuba…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…
World famous psychic Rudy "Two Phones" Jackster announced his latest revelation yesterday afternoon to a riveted crowd of followers just outside his home in Jackson, Mississippi. He claims this transmission was straight from God, something he's d…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The director of The Mississippi State Federation for Vaccines has just issued a statement that any adult over the age of 50, who gets a Coronavirus shot will be given a bale of cotton at no charge. Ambr…
DELTA DAWN, Mississippi – (Satire News) – GOPicky magazine is reporting that the president has decided to sell his Mississippi beach house. He told writer Amos Soursuckle that, now that he will soon become John Q. Public, he is going to have to cu…
Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…
Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...
JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.
CHICKEN BONE, Mississippi – One of President Trump’s top Secret Service agents said that, for the past two weeks, POTUS has been talking about hitting the old presidential campaign trail. He stated that he has heard and seen the president practici...
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