The Queen's New Year's Honours List was revealed yesterday, and, it's fair to say, there were very few surprises. Former funnyman, now a 'travel documentarian', Michael Palin, got one, and 1960s (yes, 1960s!) fashion icon, Twiggy, got one, and so...
The beautiful game - football. Association, not rugby, not American football, just the rough-and-tumble, kick-and-chase-and-tackle of the English national sport and, as some would have it, most religious of religions FOOTBALL. But, wait. Football...
Manchester has been voted England's "sexiest" city in a poll conducted by someone with way too much time on their hands. Back and to the Lefts hometown of Hull didn't even make the top twenty, which is a shame. Syphilis first cases in England were di...
Following the suggestion of manager Andre Villas-Boas that the English Premier League teams should follow the model of Spain and field a "B" teams in the lower leagues or buy feeder teams, Chelsea have announced they will buy two local teams from the...
West Ham have sacked manager Avram Grant after he was caught wearing fishnets at the Wigan game. Avram's excuse about the chilly northern wind did not go down well with the Hammers' diehards.. "The late great Sir Bobby Moore would be turning in h...
'Terry have you been to Millwall?' 'Sure. I went yesterday.' 'What did they say?' 'They were very helpful. They thought I was too young to be taken on but knew I had great potential. They advised me to stay at school and to complete my education.' 'That sounds sensible.' 'They also said I should play football outside the school.' 'How will you have time for that?' 'There's a S...
It's official! Iranian President and despot Achmad Amadinnerbap has approached South Londoner's Millwall F.C in a possible buyout and takeover, for the massive price of two pie and mash. The shock announcement sent ripples of dismay around Ber...
A Millwall football fan has been vicously attacked outside a pub by his own fellow supporters. Dickie Slit, 38, was set upon by the thirty strong crowd when he was spotted skipping like a girl. DCI Conrad Pheebs, 48, said "Mr. Slit was making h...
West Ham vs Millwall. There hasn't been this much of a fuss after a football match since 'The Taliban Tornadoes' took on the 'Yankee trading Goliath's' in the summer of 2000. Bin laden swore his revenge against the western football champions after th...
Many local residents feared the worst when West ham United and New Cross rivals Millwall, were drawn against each other. Both club's fans have a violent history and Metropolitan Police officers in full riot gear attended the fixture in large numbe...
Supporters of Millwall football club will be able to buy their away match tickets en route to their destination from this week, after the opening of a special ticket office on the M1 motorway. The decision to open the new facility comes as a resul...
West Yorkshire police have confirmed in a statement tonight, a cancellation of all staff leave in preparation for the second leg of the League One play-off between Leeds United and Millwall at Elland Road on Wednesday night, after it emerged that, if...
The Metropolitan Police and British Transport Police are preparing for what could be a chaotic weekend should Millwall face Leeds United in the League One Championship final and Preston meet Burnley in the Championship Final. "If Leeds play Millwa...
Hull City, everyone's 2nd favourite team, who hadn't won a league game since December 6 before this evening's game against Fulham, and had slid deep into the relegation mire, are celebrating tonight, after it was announced that Prodigal Son, Dean Win...
After last weekend's scenes of terrifying mindless violence and seat-throwing at the FA Cup fourth round tie between Hull City and Millwall, 'men' associated with both clubs have this morning announced that they are to stage protests against the Mode...
President Barack Obama, until now the darling of the American public and as apple pie as a Bee Gees singer, was today arrested by Humberside police for what they called 'mindless hooliganism on an awesome scale', at the Hull City versus Millwall FA C...
Millwall 'football fans' who ripped out and threw seats at Hull City supporters during yesterday's FA Cup fourth round tie at the KC Stadium, have said they did so because the seats in question were "jolly uncomfortable". The fans responsible are...
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