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Funny story: Women Likely to Overestimate Existence of Relationship Based on Superfluous Factors Like Words

Women Likely to Overestimate Existence of Relationship Based on Superfluous Factors Like Words

A groundbreaking new report from the Social Media Intimacy Foundation revealed that women are highly prone to overestimate the existence of a romantic relationship based on superfluous factors like words. "Our first clue was when fifty-one percent...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Politically Correct Man Guiltily Has a Racial Thought

Several days ago, as Todd Imperial was stepping out of a crowded elevator, his eyes inadvertently drifted to the notably generous derriere of the woman in front of him, and, before he could appropriately censor himself, his mind had guiltily jumped t...

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Funny story: Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

Charismatic Nashville Man Explains that If You Were He, You’d Be a Narcissist, Too

After years of feigning modesty out of fear of coming across as arrogant and self-centered, Caleb Treble of Nashville, Tennessee, finally helped his friends understand that his narcissism is a natural byproduct of his inherent superiority and that if...

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Funny story: New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

New York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship

"It's been a little over two years now, and I think we're finally in a really good place to part ways," said Matt Campbell of New York City regarding his relationship with his live-in girlfriend Madison Bentley. As Matt explained it, despite some...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Charleston Man Avoids Relationship Conversation by Resuming Dipping Tobacco Habit

Trey Lipscomb of Charleston, South Carolina, successfully avoided what he anticipated would be a highly emotional conversation with his fiancee, Kerry Harper, regarding whether their relationship was really working, by resuming his habit of dipping t...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Brooklyn Man Confused When Random Girl Tries to Break Up with Him

Josh Adams of Brooklyn, New York, was confused when a random girl, whom he'd hung out with maybe a dozen times over the course of a few months, told him that she needed to break up with him. "She caught me totally off guard," said Josh of the gir...

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Funny story: Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Narcissist Buys St. Valentine’s Gift to His Image in a Mirror

Most people struggle with relationships, wondering if their partners love them, or if they’re being faithful. However, a local narcissist has expressed his disbelief that people would accept this as an accurate picture of true romance. Mostly because...

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Funny story: Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

Men Everywhere Truly Embracing Valentine’s Day

No longer considering it a contrived, commercially-motivated holiday to be observed solely out of obligation, men everywhere have come to truly embrace Valentine’s Day, indicates a recent nationwide poll. One Valentine's Day enthusiast, Harold Bro...

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Funny story: Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Male Ladybug Speaks Out about Gender Identity

Lester, a male member of the coccinellid species commonly known as the ladybug or ladybird, recently made waves by speaking out about his struggles with gender identity. "Just because I'm cute and female-friendly doesn't mean I'm a lady," said Les...

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Funny story: Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

Monsanto’s First-Ever Genetically Modified Man Proves a Hit with Ladies

The jury is in: Monsanto’s first-ever genetically modified human, who/which was first launched in 2016, and is the only living adult male officially certified to be Roundup-ready, has proven to be a solid hit with the ladies! Monsanto first concei...

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Funny story: Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Nashville musician Corndog Kramer, front man for the classification-resistant indie band Existential Insomnia, recently wondered if the adulation and praise lavished upon him by the discerning music aficionados who truly get his stuff, together with...

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Funny story: Man Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things

Man Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things

A local man has reacted to the reactions stimulated by a Spoof story he may or may not have written about the recent proliferation of stories being published in The Spoof that are about a Man doing things. The man, 47, who lives in the middle of n...

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Funny story: LGBT Rights: Malaysian Lesbians Caned. "We Loved It" Says Male Councillor

LGBT Rights: Malaysian Lesbians Caned. "We Loved It" Says Male Councillor

Two Malaysian women have been caned publicly in a religious court after being convicted of attempting to have lesbian sex. Women's and LGBT rights groups are understandably incensed by this mediaeval practice. (The caning that is. Don't be silly.)...

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Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Nashville Man Experiences What He's Pretty Sure Is a Feeling

Late yesterday afternoon, East Nashville resident Gregg Pardon experienced a markedly unpleasant tingling sensation deep in his gut, which he tentatively believes to have been a feeling. "I can't verify one hundred percent," stated Pardon, "but ba...

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Funny story: All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

All Men Will Now Be Required to Wear Body Cameras

WORLD- Following the explosive revelations about movie mogul Harvey Weinstein's years of predatory sexual behavior, the virality of assault victim hashtag #Metoo, and the growing number of other men being outed as sexual predators, the World has deci...

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Funny story: Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future

Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...

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