BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever visited Arlington National Cemetery, or any of the other hollowed places where our veterans are buried, looking at the countless white monuments that mark the final resting place of these men and women, there is a…
The week after the holiday honoring Americans who died for their country, Hank Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, found, ironically, that he had no memory of Memorial Day. “Blank slate,” said Jessup. “I was doing a little drinking.” Jessup explain...
The hacker group Orwellophiles-'R-Us has disclosed an early draft of Vice President Pence’s Memorial Day speech to cadets at West Point. In the final version of his speech he promised grim-faced cadets: “You will fight on a battlefield for America...
Washington DC - Speaking at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, President Obama today said Americans need to recall also the massive amounts of tax dollars siphoned off hard working people by paper pushing bureaucrats in America's Armed Forces. "For...
Louisville, Kentucky - An enormous pair of alien bazookas has appeared on the mile-long oval track straddling Louisville racecourse. And it appears to be lactating Martian Milkshake judging by the nipple secretions spouting close to the five furlo...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis 500 Auto Race governing body known as The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Federation Coalition has just issued a compulsory directive. Gulliver "Green Flag" Greenhauser executive director of The IMSFC stated to the news...
Just in time for the Memorial Day weekend travel and the unofficial start to summer, U.S. gasoline prices have fallen below a national average price of $3.85 a gallon. Recent mandates by government officials had warned oil producers that collusi...
Memorial Day is a US holiday observed every year on last Monday of May to commemorate US soldiers who died while in military service. We conducted a nationwide survey to find out what this historic day means to the people. Here is what people answered: Working professional - Finally, a long weekend! I am going for a vacation. Vegas, maybe? Blue-collar worker paid hourly - No money to be m...
"Enough is enough," said President Obama when asked for what seemed the millionth time why he wasn't at Arlington National Cemetery in Washington, D.C. for a Memorial Day Service honoring the country's military men and women. "I am damned if I do, an...
New Orleans, LA - As millions of Americans ready themselves for a three-day Memorial Day weekend, BP executives and crew must work around the clock to continue efforts to stop the flow of oil into the Gulf of Mexico and at least appear as if they are...
Breaking with a long-held tradition, Barack Obama will not attend the Memorial Day ceremony performed by every other American war-time President of laying the wreath upon the head gravestone at Arlington National Cemetery. Instead, Mr. Obama...
MANHATTAN - Famous bell maker, James Valdez, known for his exquisite bells which hang in such places as Notre Dame de Paris and Cathedrale de Mon Deux in Normandy, was commissioned to create bronze statues of the each of the members of the NYFD who l...
President Bush paid a Memorial Day visit to Arlington National Cemetery and stood by the tombs of the Unknown Soldiers from America's wars. After walking around the hallowed ground in silence for a few minutes in calm reflection, the President o...
It's Memorial Day in the U.S. Millions of Americans are celebrating by burning gasoline and barbecue lighter fluid. Tens of thousands of U.S. troops are occupying Iraq to secure its oil. Democrats in Congress have abjectly surrendered to Bush&#...
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