BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Sports Satire) – The Pocatello Gazing Gazette reports that a high school game in the town of Buffalo Nipples, was halted at the beginning of the first quarter. Buffalo Nipples High School officials stated that the fathe…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After weeks and weeks of saying that he will never wear a medical mask, President Trump has relented. And he is only going to wear it because he has been instructed by the FBI, the CIA, and the IUD, that he must comply with Unit...
LANSING, Michigan – The Michigan state senate was thrown in a semi-uproar, when Senator Dale “Johnny Reb” Zorn showed up to the chamber wearing a medical mask that was clearly in the likeness of the Confederate flag. When asked why he would wear s...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York World Register is reporting that most liquor stores in the five New York boroughs are doing booming business. Cortez Bellisario, who owns The Spirits of Brooklyn Liquor Store, said that his high sales volume indicates...
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota – A representative with the 3M company has just informed the public that one of their subsidiary companies, known as 4M, will soon begin production on a new medical mask. The mask, which will be marketed as The Unive...
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