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Funny story: President Trump Says He'd Like To Be Bummed By Half Of The Houston Astros Team

President Trump Says He'd Like To Be Bummed By Half Of The Houston Astros Team

In revelations which take some believing, it's been rumored that President Donald Trump has said that he likes the Houston Astros baseball team so much, that he wouldn't mind being buggered by half of them. The news, first reported in 'The Texan S…

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

McDonalds Announces That Their Happy Meals Are Going To Go Way Up In Price

CHICAGO – Meat prices have been skyrocketing across the nation due to the Cow Branding Scandal. Meat packers report that they have no choice but to raise the price on all meat products, from woodchuck steaks to filet du flamingo. Meanwhile, a s...

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Funny story: Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

McDonalds To Open In White House Grounds

In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

McDonalds To Close All 2,700 Restaurants in China

CHICAGO – The McDonalds Corporation has just announced a decision that will not only resonate throughout China, but throughout San Francisco as well. After several power meetings, McDonalds has decided to close all of its restaurants in China.

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Funny story: McDonalds To Start Selling Beer

McDonalds To Start Selling Beer

CHICAGO – The nation’s leading hamburger chain has just made an announcement that has shocked the fast food industry. Uma Ragland, a spokesperson for the golden arches company, said that the Coronavirus pandemic has really affected their business.

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Funny story: McDonald’s Adds Sweet Crude to Value Menu

McDonald’s Adds Sweet Crude to Value Menu

(Chicago, IL) In a surprising move, fast-food giant McDonald’s added “Barrel of Crude Oil” to their world-wide menu offerings yesterday, where it is featured on the Value Menu or Dollar Menu joining all-time favorites the McChicken and the McDouble.

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Funny story: Vegans Ecstatic as COVID-19 Does What Decades of Protesting Could Not Accomplish

Vegans Ecstatic as COVID-19 Does What Decades of Protesting Could Not Accomplish

(Worthington, Minnesota) Vegans around the country joyously celebrated today as JBS, the world’s largest producer of certified dolphin-free beef and heart-healthy pork and pork by-products, shuttered its largest production facility in the U.S. this w...

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Funny story: A Hong Kong McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Blacks

A Hong Kong McDonald’s Refuses To Serve Blacks

HONG KONG – The Chinese Press is reporting that a restaurant in Hong Kong put up a sign stating that blacks cannot enter the eatery. A lawyer representing former NBA basketball player, LeShontay Maypole, said that he and his wife, LaQuaneesha, tri...

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing has suspended Kyle Larson. The driver was engaged in a virtual racing game called “Left, Left, Left” when he blurted out the dreaded “N” word. Larson told racing officia...

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Funny story: George Conway Says That He Heard That Trump Paid Hush Money to Caitlyn Jenner

George Conway Says That He Heard That Trump Paid Hush Money to Caitlyn Jenner

WASHINGTON, D.C. – George Conway, who is one of the directors of the national Dump Trump 2020 movement, was quoted in The Washington Post-Express as saying that the president recently paid out some hush money. Conway, who is married to the presid...

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Funny story: McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

NEW YORK CITY – The McDonalds Corporation has stated that they, like all fast food restaurants, are losing a tremendous amount of business. The New York World Register newspaper is reporting that people are not going out to eat because of the COVI...

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Funny story: 3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

3M To Produce Medical Masks That Are Edible

INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota – A representative with the 3M company has just informed the public that one of their subsidiary companies, known as 4M, will soon begin production on a new medical mask. The mask, which will be marketed as The Unive...

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Funny story: McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

McDonalds Announces That They Will Be Making Coronavirus Testing Kits Available

CHICAGO – The McDonald’s Corporation has just announced that they will be partnering with the United States government in a Coronavirus program. The company widely known as Mickey D’s will be including Coronavirus Testing Kits in each one of their...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

NEW YORK CITY – President #45 was in the “Big Apple” for an appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Potus had lunch with the Fox News host at a local McDonalds. Sean had a Filet-O-Fish Sandwich, and the man that Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren calls “C...

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...

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Funny story: President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

President Trump Buys 13 McDonald's Restaurants

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump has informed Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that he has signed an agreement to purchase 13 McDonald’s Restaurants. The president stated that he already owns 270,301 shares in the hamburger chain. “Look, it is no s...

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