The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…
McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…
National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
McDonalds wants to dispel the rumor about them importing French fries from China. Sources suggest the rumor could have started from a source within the Wendy's franchise. McDonalds wants it known that they only use the finest potatoes grown in…
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…
The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…
Get ready to super-size your life because Mickey D's has a game-changing strategy! The fast food behemoth has teamed up with Uber to revolutionize the dining experience by offering Uber rides to hungry customers, delivering them straight to their des…
Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…
Proving the American Dream isn't dead, a husband and wife team have gone from flipping burgers to flipping the bird at the traditional notion of success, opening their 250th McDonald's location in sunny Southern California. Their burgeoning McEmpire…
Boom Boom News reporter Tilapia Frisbee has informed the fast food media that the powers that be at Mickey D's are extremely concerned about the shortage of sesame seeds. As everyone knows, Big Mac burger buns are topped off with over 70 sesame se…
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…
CICERO, Illinois - (Spoof News) - In a bold move, the fast food giant McDonald's has announced that they will now be accepting food stamps as payment for their delicious (and sometimes nutritious) meals. This move is expected to increase sales by…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The powers that be at McDonalds are upset that many of their franchise outlets are having trouble getting people to apply to work for their fast food chain. They have announced a new initiative to entice job seek…
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