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Funny story: Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Hillary refuses VP spot on Bloomberg-Clinton ticket

Inside sources indicate Ms. Clinton has severe reservations on joining with Mr. Bloomberg for the 2020 presidential election next November. “Once a bride, or even twice, is enough,” she told reporters, “in this age of gender equality and alteratio...

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Funny story: Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade. But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it. "Breast milk is ok," said...

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Funny story: McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

McDonald's to Offer a "Loaves and Fishes" Special

McDonald's executives went into action as soon they read the story (see it here) on the announcement by archaeologists that they may have found in Israel the original site of the "loaves and fishes" miracle. (You'll recall the Bible story that thous...

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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that there is nothing that Mayor Mike "The Big Gulp" Bloomberg enjoys more than making mayoral directives and passing city ordinances, bills, and laws. The mayor of The Big Apple is still not a happy camper about the fa...

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Funny story: New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has just announced that he is now turning his attention to the all-American food item known as the hot dog. The mayor of the world's largest city is still reeling from having his Big Gulp directive overturned by a N...

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Funny story: Boston Will Limit Its Soft Drink Cups To 6 Ounces

Boston Will Limit Its Soft Drink Cups To 6 Ounces

BOSTON - The Boston City Council has just passed a city bill which will limit the size of soft drink cups to just 6 ounces. Councilwoman Harriet S. Dilleyweiser, 59, stated that the vote was 9 to 4 in favor of going to the smaller drinking cup.

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Funny story: New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard. Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was str...

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Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg's Revolving Fire Hydrants Causing Problems For Dogs In NYC

Mayor Bloomberg's Revolving Fire Hydrants Causing Problems For Dogs In NYC

BILLINGSGATE POST - Determined to stop dogs from urinating on freshly painted fire hydrants, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg ordered the installation of revolving fire hydrants in the Central Park area of Manhattan. On a sidewalk where many...

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