A man who calls himself a “trophy husband” has revealed that not only does he have four female friends, but they all work. They were able to pay their mortgage in just three years. A typical monogamous union with two partners would take 43 years to p…
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
Are single, childless women a tool of the devil? Several pastors from various churches – the Bleeding Heart of Jesus, Mother Mary Quite Contrary, the Agonizing and Seeping Wounds of God, and Snake Handlers ‘R Us – have all gotten together to form…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's Ole News Agency reports that the world famous Las Maracas Wedding Chapel is the only one in the Republic of Mexico that is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. The chapel which is owned by the same famil…
A lecture by Dr. Futuro, part - time London Sexologist - (open to charity cases if you are young). Marriage started long ago. Unfortunately, We can't start with Adam and Eve as they weren't married - just shacked up together - (all they had w…
This reporter was allowed to sit in on one of the first marriages made under new Tennessee law that allows grown men to marry ... uh, a certain age of bride (very Biblical). I was able to record most of the groom's vow (the bride had a pacifier in he…
London: More than two-thirds of Chinese babies -- 77% -- are born to parents who are not married. This might be a shameful situation in Christian countries around the world. In the land of the East, it is a point of pride. China may have been colo…
Today a 55 year old grandmother from Kayk has married her favourite tin of meat today at a local branch of Aldi, to her amazement the tin in question said yes without hesitation. A tearful Marjorie Bagg said, “I feel overjoyed that I was able to…
There was delight in the Sponge household this Valentines Day when Sharon, 46, forgot what a useless turd she'd married the moment he presented her with a box of Ferrero Rocher and a scrap of red polyester in a heart-shaped box. "It's wonderful,"…
BULL BALLS, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in the tiny town of Bull Balls, Trixie Jo Dazzledew, always dreamed of one day growing up and having her and her husband marry on top of their horses. Trixie finall…
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Satire News) – Rhonda Pellabrew, who is only 27, has already been married four times. She says that ever since she was in high school she just has had an uncontrollable desire to have as much d*ck (peni*) as possible.
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that Donald Trump really and truly went off the deep end when he made a comment that makes the late perverted, Jeffrey Epstein seem like a girl scout. The orange Orca whale (aka Dona…
CATALINA ISLAND, California – (Satire News) – Matt Gaetz, 39, who has sex-trafficking issues up the yazoo, as they say in Yazoo City, Mississippi, has married 26-year-old Ginger Luckey. He promised the local news media that his new, blushing bride…
Louella Watkinson, a Philadelphia resident, who famously married a Bridge in 2018 says that talking to her husband is like talking to a brick wall, and she should know, as she used to go out with one. 'I love my Bridge' said Loubella 'I really do,…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the popular, long-running daytime soap opera, The Young and The Restless has been on the air for nearly 50 years, and the show’s producers feel it is time for a title change. Ca…
Modern Press: Finding a relationship during the pandemic can be stressful if not impossible, but for one resourceful woman it was a necessity to fulfill her needs for companionships. She married her long-time dog, Cujo Couzens, on her birthday, April…
LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…
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