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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

Kim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago. Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going t…

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Funny story: 57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – The 45th president spoke to a crowd of supporters and semi-supporters in the tiny town of Elephant Butt. And, right off the bat, he took a shot at the black Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harr…

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

MONTECITO, California – (Spoof News) - Oprah Winfrey told CNN’s Don Lemon that she would like to purchase Donald Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago. Lemon asked her why in the world she would want to purchase that horribly evil man’s residence.

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

The Lincoln Project – Our Goal is Getting President Bone Spurs the Heck out of the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The biggest thorn in Trump’s side is not the ghost of Stormy Daniels, or little Claudia Conway, or even Don Lemon. The biggest, most boisterous, anti-Trump organization in the entire country is The Lincoln Project, who many say…

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Funny story: President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...

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Funny story: Meteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago

Meteorologists Warn That an Asteroid the Size of Seattle is Heading For Mar-a-Lago

BANGOR, Maine – The East Coast Meteorological Council has just issued a report that should strike fear in President Trump. The ECMC has said that an asteroid the size of Seattle is heading directly for Mar-a-Lago, Florida, Trump’s Southern White H...

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Funny story: President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For the Coronavirus

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For the Coronavirus

PALM BEACH, Florida – An environmental agency, that deals in disease commercial testing and control, has just tested the entire Mar-a-Lago compound, known as "The Dixie White House." A representative with the agency stated that the complex showed...

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Funny story: Florida Officials Are Warning That Hurricane Season is Right Around The Corner

Florida Officials Are Warning That Hurricane Season is Right Around The Corner

TALLAHASSEE – As if the COVID-19 flu mess is not bad enough, officials with the Florida Hurricane Federation (FHF) are stating that the hurricane season is fast approaching. Experts with the FHF say that a damn hurricane is bad enough, but now tos...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: Seventy-Three Gunshots Ring Out At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate

Seventy-Three Gunshots Ring Out At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate

PALM BEACH, Florida – A spokesperson for The Palm Beach Sheriff’s Department said that gunshots rang out at The Southern White House. Lt. Huckleberry “Bubba” Porkinski, 52, said that there were a total of 73 shots that were fired in the vicinity o...

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Funny story: Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Mar-A-Lago, Florida April 9, 2019 U.S. Secret Service agents have detained a second Chinese person on suspicion of spying for the Chinese government. The arrest also occurred at Mar-A-Lago, the winter home of President Donald Trump. Unlike the...

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Funny story: The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

The Robert Manafort Trial: The Making of a Master, Art Tiste

Alexandria, VA — Art Tiste, an impressionistic watercolor painter employed by the USA All the Way tabloid, who asked to remain anonymous, says he hopes the trial of Paul Manafort continues for “as long as possible.” Manafort's financial fraud trial i...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...

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Funny story: CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

President Trump made a newlywed couple famous by crashing their wedding party while he was simultaneously hosting a foreign leader and dealing with another North Korean missile launch. The wedding couple was later exposed as a pair of Russian spies.

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