The Republic of Maldives will be the first to sink, according to climate experts, since the islands are already so low to the water. Despite many right-wing experts, climate change has already raised sea levels and scared the shit out of residents of…
Somewhere in Asia Donald Trump spoke at one of the Maldives Islands on the latest North Korea developments. "So Rocket Boy announced that Europe doesn't need to worry about being nuked because he is so scared of me that he's saving all his nukes f...
Their island paradise vanished, last of the Maldive Islanders Flo and Jock Brokingham decided to pack it in last Friday after getting a soaking standing on their cottage roof. "We're not altogether unhappy with the climate's decision to forci...
Detroit, Michigan - Hearing that their Islamic brothers in the Republic of Maldives may be drowning soon, due to global warming, has prompted the Nation of Islam to invite them to Detroit. They noticed the plight of the tiny island nation in a rec...
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