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Funny story: A Historic Leap Year Bedtime Story: Pay to Play

A Historic Leap Year Bedtime Story: Pay to Play

February 29th is the one day no man should wear deodorant - especially if he's single or once hooked up with a woman who sees hearts on his nipples rather than androgenic hair. History deems February 29th as the day when any three-eyed bearded woman whose weight happens to be more than a double-trunked compact automobile is allowed to pursue any man of her desire relentlessly for twenty-f...

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Funny story: My Life as a Man #32

My Life as a Man #32

Another opportunity for happiness missed because I am so stupid and clueless With the possible exception of Karl Rove, I must be the stupidest, most clueless man in the United States. Belay that, mates, I am the stupidest, most clueless man on the Planet Earth! Yesterday, being Thanksgiving, I had the day off from work, and after feasting on more calories than the average Sudanese child con...

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Funny story: My life as a man #20

My life as a man #20

Today is the worst day of the rest of my life. Yes, I know, it is supposed to be the first day of the rest of my life-at least according to the aficionados of fortune cookie philosophy. But not for me; I know I hit my romantic peak years ago. It's been all downhill since then. You see, I let the BIG ONE go. She was exceptionally beautiful and unique. I knew her to be my singular chan...

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Funny story: A tale of two lovers

A tale of two lovers

Morton Bendlebag, finished combing his hair, put the toupe on his shinning bald head, and made for the front door. It was the only way out of his semi detached in Penge, some bastard had super glued the back door lock. At the bus stop, Morton waited patiently for the number 55 bus, that would transport him to the Benghazi Community centre, Eagle terrace, Harlesden. Emmarold Partinfok, slippe...

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