CORNBREAD CREEK, North Carolina – (Satire News) – President Trump held a presidential campaign hate rally in the town that is noted for being the “Glockenspiel Capital of The World”. He spoke to a mask-less crowd that clearly showed that something…
As his campaign attempts to humanize Donald Trump with appearances by his family, one member, George Robert Trump, is conspicuously absent. We caught up with the 45 year old "Boy George" Trump in Santa Fe, New Mexico, where he's lived for the las...
BROOKLYN - Reverend Al Sharpton, who up until now has been maintaining a low-profile announced that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is his 'Love Child.' Rev. Sharpton spoke with LaSabrosa Yazoo of Afro Sheen Magazine and told her that he...
FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...
POMONA - As if she isn't embarrassed enough already Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, Mildred Patricia "Patty Cake" Baena, the most famous maid since Hazel may now be called to testify in court if the California Maids Union decides to file a lawsuit agai...
CUCAMONGA - Gigi Goyette says she is tired of hearing all of the entertainment media talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and their love child. She said that she and the man she refers to as the 'Peckernator' spent quite a bit of nights and day...
LA HABRA - The most famous maid since Hazel has finally spoken out about her working and playing relationship with her boss and lover Arnold "The Trouser Trout" Schwarzenegger. The housekeeper who asked that her name not be used due to income tax...
So who is the father of the notorious Harry Potter love child? The entire world - that's, like, just everyone - was asking this question all week after an anonymous woman posted on the web pictures of seven of the films' stars, claiming one of the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...
The entertainment world is tonight reeling from the news that former "voice of an angel" star Charlotte Church has announced she is pregnant with the baby of veteran comedian Ken Dodd.
London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...
Top BBC bosses were reconsidering their decision to scrap , Robert Kilroy Silk's morning show, following Gaddafi's claim that he was Kilroy's love-child.
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