I was going through my old Lou Reed records, and thought, “If only Lou were still alive, he could write a song of protest to fight da power, instead of a bunch of lollypop girls and KPOP boys singing about wrecking balls and how cute boys and/or girl…
Lou Reed communicated from the after life with a message of hope recently, encouraging mankind with assurances that heaven really does exist and the proof of that is that he now can actually carry a tune. "I've learned about all those things li...
New York - Decades after hinting heavily that Warhol superstar Joe Dallesandro was the muse behind the 1978 Live: Take No Prisoners album single the truth is finally out. At a press conference in New York today hosted by Cattle Rustler News magazi...
London - Described variously as Lucian Fraud's dealer and/or weed man Mr William Acquavella said today the great artist had died. Speaking to reporters from the Emin Evening Argos the New Yorker confirmed Fraud had died at home in his sleep yester...
The long awaited second CD from Susan Boyle looks set to break all her own records. Pre order numbers are reported to be startling. Susan, has chosen several Christmas standards, sure to surprise and delight many. It's wonderful that she manages t...
LONDON - Simon Cowell has spoken out against Lou Reed's refusal to let Susan Boyle, aka SuBo, sing the song "Perfect Day" which he wrote back in 1972. Miss Boyle, the sensational songstress from Scotland was supposed to have sung the song on Ameri...
HOLLYWOOD - Susan Boyle was all set to sing the song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent, and all of a sudden out of the blue she was derailed by the song's writer. It seems that the author of the song, someone named Lou Reed just does not like...
Poor Susan Boyle. She can't catch a break these days. In fact, ever since she's become a superstar, she's been the butt of plenty of jokes and the target of satirists on both sides of the pond. The latest news out of Los Angeles is that Boyle was...
Scots singer Susan Boyle burst into tears and started cursing at people at Los Angeles because Lou Reed refused to allow her to sing his song "Perfect Day" on America's Got Talent. The 49-year old prima donna, who was the runner up in the British...
Just a feeble day Waffle about skin and gays And then later go to where Cheney says Just a feeble day Fund animals in Israel Then act like an actor But don't say a thing Oh, it's such a feeble day I'm glad I spent it waffling spew Oh, such a feeble day You just keep me funding you Israel and Saudis too Just a feeble day Health care problems left alone Backhanders from Republic...
As a tribute to the great American song writer Lou Reed, President Barack Obama today brought out his version of 'Walk On The Wild Side'. These are the lyrics: 'Barack came from Hawaii, USA Hitch-hiked his way to Illinois-ay Whitened his skin on the way, Put on an act to hint he was gay Hey Barry, take a walk on the bland side Hey Barry, take a walk on the dumb side Hillary came out fr...
Manchester - (Ass Mess): Sometimes I fell so crappy, sometimes I feel so bad....
LONDON - Lou Reed's latest work, entitled 'Hudson River Wingless Migration', is his first recording of ambient meditation music. Although he has been practicing Tai Chi and clean living for many years, only recently has he been able to r...
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