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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 5

The Lord of the Things Part 5

Please do not read this unless you have read this amazing story from the start Well, dear reader, you're looking very nice today! What's that you're wearing? Come on, take them off! Here, I'll help you. That's it. Now come over here, just bend over. Yes just like that. Now. Oh yes, that's good. You like that don't you. What's the matter, have you never been violated by a narrator before? Oh yes...

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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 4

The Lord of the Things Part 4

Read this amazing story from the start Gwarthar and the Dandy Highwayman entered the sewer. It was the same place in which they had poured the Golden Treasure of Akebor. It stank. There was a small pathway they could walk along so they didn't need to step into the river of brown stuff which flowed slowly through the pipe. "Look, Dandy Highwayman, the Golden Treasure of Akebor. It has gone ro...

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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 3

The Lord of the Things Part 3

Read this amazing story from the start Chapter 3... The Quest Continues Well I could have stopped it there, but let us continue, dear reader. I assume you are enjoying it if you've gotten this far, but if not then do you mind if I touch your knee again. I really like your thighs, they're so supple and... For many days Gwarthar dwelt in that cell. The Sword of Zoj had long been taken from...

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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 2

The Lord of the Things Part 2

Go back to the start of this story Gwarthar awoke in a prison cell. It was small and stank. He reached for the mighty Sword of Zoj but someone had taken it from him. He still had his clothes upon him, and the Ring of Zodnoj. Did I tell you of the Ring of Zodnoj? Really, I didn't? Oh, it must have slipped my mind. For really the Ring of Zodnoj is the whole purpose of this adventure, as we sha...

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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 1

The Lord of the Things Part 1

Gwarthar was the Thrang of Prabbab, he had slain the two-headed Urkurog of Fnarwong, he had found the mighty three-edged Sword of Zoj and regained the golden treasure of Akebor (which was currently sitting safely in the bank vault of Hesbock). But all these previous adventures, of which I am sure you are familiar so I will not waste time repeating them here - all these adventures were nothing comp...

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