Stay six feet away? I do that anyway!
Stay home and don't have guests? Ditto!
Don't touch anyone? Bingo!
Avoid people? You got it!
I got this whole quarantine thing down, and I don't even have to change any of my habits! They are already...
LAMETOWN, Pa. - James Shaverford, 28, was on Twitter this morning when he saw an offensive promoted tweet from Starbucks appear on his timeline. The promotion said, "Buy any holiday drink & get one free for a friend."
Shaverford, being a lone...
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