The Lone Ranger was arrested yesterday by Sheriff Matt Dillon after an altercation at the Dodge City stables where two horses, Silver and Scout, were being re-shod. The initial cause of the dispute that led to the Lone Ranger's arrest is unclear,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is apparent that the "Blessings for Wampum Program" article has created a tempest in a tepee. Some of the letters on that and other subjects: "BIllingsgate speak with forked tongue. Medicine Man never sell blessings for wam…
The Trump administration has sent a formal warning to the 'way out west' duo, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, about thier blatant disregard for social distancing. In a Whitehouse statement, Mr Hank Worden said; "Hell, these boys ain't carin' enough a...
“I know I seem to always getting into the thick of things with outlaws and what-not,” said the Lone Ranger, “but at heart I’m really more of an introvert." The news came as a great surprise to the many who’d previously considered the legendary her...
The dearth of new ideas hanging over US TV has forced them to reboot old, loved series including the ageing original cast of Roseanne. In fact, the kids from then look so old now it makes one wonder how they are going to WOW the public once again!...
SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...
LOS ANGELES - Johnny Depp has told a very close friend that he feels like going into the Witness Protection Program. Depp made that comment after his latest film The Lone Ranger appears headed for the last roundup. The actor who just turned 50,...
Cecil L. DeLille, cinema historian, and a past president of The Screen Guild, has been doing a great deal of research on the Lone Ranger. He indicated that over the last few years he had viewed all known footage of the Masked Bandit, and with the us...
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