Animal activists and small children were today mourning cute little chimpanzee Jonnie who was fatally shot over the weekend.
London - (Ass Mess): Official: the great British National Health Service is a hotbed of terrorism.
Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Police in Paisley, Scotland have said they have arrested a "top IRA man" in connection with the car bomb attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport.
Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Marwan Ashraf, the billionaire ex-Mossad/KGB spook who mysteriously fell to his death from the ground floor balcony of his London flat last week in a typical double agent-style suicide, may have been the recruitment brains behin...
New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): The top suspect of the London and Glasgow Al Qaeda car bombers is a brilliant necrologist working for the NHS, police have said today.
A man accused of plotting to kill hundreds of innocent people by "bombing them to smithereens", should be nominated for a bravery award, says his solicitor, after it was claimed that he actually 'saved' a tower bloc...
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