London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
Amateur scientist Angela Colvin has found a way around London’s financially crippling ULEZ scheme after designing a car which does not require fuel to run, instead being propelled by the same energy source that is causing the scheme to constantly exp…
The Smiths once sang about panic on the streets of London … and now for something completely normal. London cops with billy clubs are about as effective as London cops with whistles and tiny notebooks and tinier pencils. Have you heard of mace, pe…
"In fifty years, there will be no underground transportation In London - due to Global Warming, " said Dr. Futuro - from his posh mansion in London during his daily Futuro - Scope podcast. “I myself am selling out and buying a mansion outside Bir…
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - The huge wildfires that have scorched the English countryside are now threatening to destroy the 11th century Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle was originally built by The Silas F. Smillinberger Castle Constructing…
They had to cover the old Hammersmith Bridge in London with silver foil, due to the Heatwave, as it was cracking from the heat. The people of the Alien Contact Committee in London are happy - as they have long been trying to contact Aliens using…
LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life. He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was l…
Okay, my bad, I have been singing the wrong lyrics for years. When The Clash sang “London is drowning”, I swear to the gods of punk music I thought Joe Strummer was singing “London is burning.” See, ‘cuz then the next line makes strange hopeful s…
Coming soon to a plague city near you ... POLIO RATS! One bite and they’ll give you a new strain of polio only recently spawned in secret Black-Ops laboratories in undisclosed locations. You think you’ve been immune to polio all these years? Guess…
Polio has been discovered in London’s sewer system! YAY! The powers that be were worried that Covid hadn’t killed enough people or created enough fear to keep people servile and worried that they could die any minute. They brought out variants…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, recently told Papayo Bamboo with The Tabloid Today News Agency, that she has no regrets about leaving England and moving to the United States. She revealed that for one thing, she l…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – BuzzFuzz (UK) reports that the highest paid prostitute in London makes a £520,000 a year [$707,200 US]. This fact was uncovered by Brompton Boxgrove, with the Tickety Boo News. He stated that he got the information from t…
LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…
Mick Jagger of the rock & roll band The Rolling Stones is in the ICU at London’s St. Thomas’ Hospital for an undisclosed malady. Last evening, reportedly, Jagger was in despair and called out for assistance, but hospital staff mistakenly thou…
In sensational news coming out of the capital this morning, it's been claimed that, although it sees itself as the centre of modern business and finance, political tradition and progressive governance, the arts and all cultural thinking, London is ab…
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