The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn high that a woman who resides in San Antonio actually baked a loaf of bread in her mail box. Reporter Bijou Overdown spoke with Mrs. Flatonia Kibbanowski, 78,…
The theatre show, "Mrs. Goggins - The Truth," promised on its poster and in the publicity blurb that it was a fantastic show that promised not to disappoint. However, it has not lived up to its promise. The musical, which tells the life story of f…
Teasmaid Jacqui Smith has returned unsold from her fifth car boot sale and will be trying again tomorrow. The relic of a bygone era, car boot sales were the old-school eBay, without all of the palavers of postage. Jacqui, who has been sadly gather…
Local accountant Arnold "Arnie" Pierson has set a new world record for the largest pectoral muscles. His off-the-rack polyester suit is no longer able to hide the bulging pecs which have astounded the global fitness community and slightly intimidate…
A man who found out to his cost that life still isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure story is telling people on his blog. Bumbling buffoon Gene Daffney took out a dice and rolled it, leaving his fate to chance. Instead of going to work for a week…
In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…
83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…
What are your plans for the Coronation this year? Are you a monarchist, supporting everything that the King says? Did you buy Spare? Did you read it? Do you know anyone who bought Spare? Do you like them? What do you think of Camilla? Really? Well…
Although he is loved for his pomposity, lack of social skills and shoe throwing slightly right wing idiot William Gavinson has realised that his high horse is lame. 'Yes, a couple of people have told me lately that my views are a bit right wing fo…
Although they were marketed as a sensational taste, Pesto Hot Cross Buns have not sold a single one, yet. Tracey Happenstance, who works in the local supermarket told us: 'It was one thing when Heinz made the mayonaise Hot Cross Bun, or when they…
Sensitivity reader Gloria Daisy has read so much rubbish trying to second guess what people in the future might find offensive, that she has become completely desensitised to fiction. 'Oh really' said Gloria 'I don't really care if some one who is…
A man from Blackpool is taking legal action against a psychic who he claims failed to predict how disappointed he would be with her services. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, visited the psychic for a reading in hopes of gaining insight i…
Weatherman Martin Briggs has revealed that the degree in meteorology he has had made him no more able to predict the weather than the average weather app on a mobile phone. To the people of Mithering on the Trent he is a familiar face and voice, t…
Although he has said he is the office joker, Wayne Hemmingway is not that funny and never has been. The real office joker is Brent David, who as well as being charming and debonair, has a great sense of humour that attracts the ladies. Speaking…
Gary Johnson has seven watches, and for a change, all of them are telling the right time. He has another seven watches that are now an hour out. "Yes, like most men, I have a series of winter watches and a series of summer watches so that when the…
Although you barely remember their names or faces, Liberal Democrats have been popping up all over your little city now that local elections are taking place. Group members, not evil enough to join the Conservatives or not sensitive enough for Lab…
In a crowded pub in Mithering on the Trent, Tracey and Sharon, along with three of their mates, were out for a good night of drinking wine and talking about life when their good time was spoiled by four different men approaching their table. "It h…
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