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Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing

With a belly that has been perfectly formed over a 30-year period of eating TV Dinners and drinking beer, 55-year-old Shane Wall didn't seem to notice, or even care, that his pants had slipped down at work and that his big, hairy, sweaty ass was show...

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Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

Funny story: Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny

When severely questioned about where his life's course could have taken him, 45-year-old William Peters confessed that cleavage had completely screwed up his destiny. "After I finished my doctoral studies, I seriously could have been an archaeol...

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Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Funny story: Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Early yesterday morning while taking his dog on a walk in the woods outside his house, 54-year-old Bert Holeman of Nashville, Tennessee, hardly expected to encounter an angel – but that's precisely what happened. “It was wild,” recounted Bert. “Th...

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Nothing Remarkable Happens To Man

Funny story: Nothing Remarkable Happens To Man

In a surprising turn of non-events that regular readers may find difficult to believe, not much of anything worth telling you about happened to one man living in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang yesterday. Bucking trends as if they were goi...

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Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

Funny story: Colin's Bad Luck With The Ladies

An Englishman's wedding day was laid to waste when his bride-to-be told him she needed to "pop outside for a cigarette", and was never seen again. Colin 'D' was due to tie the knot at a Registry Office in Bournemouth with his intended, whose name does not matter, so don't ask. The woman got as far as arriving at the office and taking a seat inside, before starting to show signs of extreme an...

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Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Funny story: Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work

Knobville, Wisconsin. Police and town officials sent out a massive search party for young Steven Pubes when it was noticed that he was not in the gym last Monday. Steven, 23, usually goes to a local gym called "The Big Load" every Monday, Wedne...

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Funeral Service to be Held at St. Bob's Next Week

With loads of horrible sadness, despair, and unfathomable amounts of depression wreaking pure and unholy havoc on his heart and his mind, Roger Mann, 34, took an elevator to the top floor of an abnormally tall building last Thursday. Believing...

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College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Funny story: College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Cockland University. Roy Bunders, 20, took a dump so incredibly big last Thursday that he immediately felt the need to show it to his roommates. "I had just eaten at the cafeteria, and I felt the urgent need to go to the restroom," he said.

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Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday

Cornfield, IA. After a long and stressful day, Reverend Thomas P. Whitestain, 39, came home last Tuesday evening only to find out that his dog had shit all over the kitchen floor and that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him with Mr. Robert...

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Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

Funny story: Man Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!

News just emerging from the Cambodian city of Battambang this morning, is that an English resident who has been trying for nearly 40 years to solve his Rubik's Cube, has still not done so. Moys Kenwood, 55, received his Cube as a birthday present...

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Tic-Tac-Toe Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

Funny story: Tic-Tac-Toe Game Peters Out Into Tame Draw

There was a rollercoaster of emotions in Tapon last night, as a game of noughts and crosses that had started amidst great excitement and expectation finally petered out into a tame stalemate. The participants were Helley and Yasmi, stepdaughters o...

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Man Decides to Quit Drinking After Company Party

After becoming cognitively confused, pissing in his pants, throwing up all over the place, and saying things to his co-workers that he couldn't remember the next day, local Iowa man, Richard Head, has finally decided to quit drinking. "It just...

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Man Feels Like Loser

Funny story: Man Feels Like Loser

38-year-old Wisconsin man, Louis Shortpecker, recently told news reporters that he feels like a complete loser. "I'm not really sure why, but sometimes I get the subtle feeling that I'm a complete loser. Maybe I feel this way because I haven...

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Company Announces Successful Promotion of a New Plant Manager

“Dick Peter’s Solid Wood, Inc.” is proudly known as the nation’s 57th leading producer of outdoor decking and household furniture. Their plant locations in every state use only the most superior lumber in order to create decking material as well as...

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Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Funny story: Town Not Strong Enough to Recover From Tragedy

Despite trying really hard, the town of Wilsonville, North Dakota, just couldn’t come together after a horrible tragedy befell the community. “This is just too much to come back from,” said town mayor Steven Sanders. “People have just thrown in th...

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Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

Funny story: Bitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family

The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...

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Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

Funny story: Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

There were frowns all around the staffroom of a school in Battambang this morning, when a substitute teacher who had turned up to do a day's teaching took off her cardigan to reveal unsightly circles of perspiration in her armpits. In fairness, th...

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