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Funny story: Fox News Considering Firing Judge Jeanine Pirro

Fox News Considering Firing Judge Jeanine Pirro

NEW YORK CITY – Word coming out of the Ivory Tower at the Fair and Balanced Network is that the powers-that-be are not at all happy with one Judge Jeanine Pirro. And the reason for Fox News honchos being unhappy, is because Judge Pirro, who was te...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite. The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston a...

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Funny story: Lobster Tales

Lobster Tales

I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...

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Funny story: Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

When first invited to attend the Cajun Crawfish Fest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, crawfish Caleb Mattingly was extremely gratified to learn that his fellow Louisianans so appreciated his contribution to the eco-diversity of the bayou regions that they'...

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Funny story: Lobster Named Bubba

Lobster Named Bubba

A 22 year old lobster named Bubba was caught off the shores of Nantucket, MA and shipped to Wholey Market, a Pittsburgh fish market. Some people claim that it is more than 100 years old making it old enough to have seen 2 world wars and Prohibition.

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Funny story: 132-Year-Old Lobster Sues, Claims Elder Abuse

132-Year-Old Lobster Sues, Claims Elder Abuse

Onlookers rejoiced recently when Louie the lobster, having lived the last 30 years of his life in a tank at a Long Island restaurant, was finally set free and returned to the ocean. But Louie is not a totally happy camper and has revealed that he...

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Funny story: 14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say

14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say

"My weight is nobody's business but mine," huffed the lobster, in an interview with a reporter from The Spoof. The lobster continued, "It's an outrage. How would you like it if YOUR weight were the subject of discussion the world over?" And he's appalled at all the fat shaming on social media since he's been caught and brought onto land, "Why can't people just mind their own business?" he aske...

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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven

Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven

The Rt Hon Iain Duncan Smith's early evening meal was rudely interrupted by a Capital Radio's phone in winner Sid Eccles yesterday at Hoorays restaurant in WC1. Mr Eccles, long term unemployed and father of seven kids, was there enjoying a 'no h...

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Funny story: Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

Red Lobster Announces Some of Its Restaurants Will Be Renamed Blue Lobster

ORLANDO, Florida - Red Lobster Spokeswoman Bree Hugginharpee has just informed the news media of a change that the seafood franchise Red Lobster has decided to make. The company's board of directors decided that the company would keep the name Red...

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Funny story: A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

A 22 Pound Lobster?!?

A 22 pound lobster named Bubba was caught off the shores of Nantucket, MA and shipped to Wholey Market, a Pittsburgh fish market. Some people claim that the lobster is more than 100 years old, making it old enough to have seen two world wars and Proh...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

MARINA DEL REY - Former Nickelodeon star and the latest celebrity train wreck to come out of Tinsel Town, Amanda Bynes was spotted at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner where she was literally attacking her Lobster meal with a fork and Ginsu knife. T...

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Funny story: Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

Seafood Alert: Massachusetts Banning Lobster Dinners

BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts. NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy and Pamela Anderson To Star In The X-Rated "Binders Full of Women"

Ron Jeremy and Pamela Anderson To Star In The X-Rated "Binders Full of Women"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mountain Peak Pictures in association with Gladiator Films has just announced that filming will soon start on the new Staccato Monteverdi political porn film Binders Full of Women. Monteverdi told Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Sho...

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Funny story: Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Yeti Lobster Spotted in Key West

Everyone has heard of the Yeti, the hairy bipedal creature who is said to live in the colder regions on Earth. While scientists can't say for certain if the Yeti actually exists, they have come to the conclusion that there is such a creature as the...

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Funny story: Yellow Lobster Caught, Why Is It Yellow?

Yellow Lobster Caught, Why Is It Yellow?

A fisherman off the coast of Rhode Island was shocked last week when he caught a YELLOW lobster. Wha' happened? Theories abound: The color was caused by a bad case of hepatitis; the lobster lacks courage and has now officially been labeled a cow...

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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner. "What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle. "Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought t...

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Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...

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