'Flew in from Broughty Ferry beach last night Jeez my husband he can snore Ate a red hot curry that tasted shite Threw up on the bathroom floor I'm back in India You don't know how lucky you are, guys Not here in India Been so many massacres I hate this place Gee I wish I was back home John, pass me over my medicine case Can't you hear my stomach groan? I'm back in India You don...
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