MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Two of the most respected Republicans in the nation, Bill Barr and Liz Cheney, have joined together to state to the members of the GOP that the twice-impeached fucked up loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump needs to stop s…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper is reporting that the nicest, sweetest, most compassionate Republican that he has ever met; other than John McCain and Mitt Romney is Elizabeth Cheney. Liz is the vice-chairman of The Senate Cond…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Rep. Liz Cheney, assistant chairman of The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Trump Inspired Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has made it more than abundantly clear that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is TOAST!!!…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The iNews News Agency, the only Republican politician with any lick of sense, Liz Cheney, has just announced that she will be leaving the out-of-control Republican Party, and becoming a member of the pa…
What was Donald Trump doing during the 187 minutes when his followers, (that he incited) were storming the Capitol? Long answer: Gleefully eating popcorn, while watching television as his followers were breaking into the nation’s Capitol building…
Fella, she’s only doing her job. Legally. President Pussy Grabber ripped into January 6th Select Committee co-chairman Liz Cheney for doing her job. Though the Pussy Grabber fudged on his taxes, wives, health reports, school grades, election coun…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that Wyoming Sen. Liz Cheney, who is a Republican, has just had the highest approval rating by members of the opposing party in the history of the United States. The poll showed…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Mr. Smith, when he went to Washington in 1939, Elmer Smuckmeister is seen as a naive lightweight and a country bumpkin by almost everyone with whom he comes into contact, including the Washington press corps. But Smuckmeist…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that has shocked the members of the GOP, and thrilled the members of the Democratic party, President Biden has just announced that he will be signing a "Special" Presidential Executive Order that gives him…
For heading the committee investigating the January 6th rebellion orchestrated by Generalissimo Donald Trump, Liz Cheney may have to turn Democrat. Her home state of Wymoing ain’t liking her too good and may wanna run her outa town on a rail, jest li…
Let’s have a look. Seems like all the Republican members of the House and Senate are running for cover like the little gingerbread children running for cover under Mother Ginger’s skirt in The Nutcracker ballet. One by one they’ve disappeared, pr…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.
Was that an example of decisive action in the Republican Party? Kevin McCarthy, the minority leader of the House of Representatives (who is hankering for Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi's job and office), dumped Liz Cheney from h…
The question was: Will Donald Trump continue to run the Republican Party if he is found guilty and sent to jail? Presently, with the Southern District of New York looking into Trump’s investments and tax returns, jail time appears to be in Trump’s fu…
RINO is an acronym for Republican in name only. Prior to 2016, this derogatory term was primarily applied to those who ran for election as Republicans but, once elected, voted as Democrats. The term also included voters who were registered Republic…
Unless someone has played basketball with your head or used it as a doorstop, it is accepted that Joseph R. Biden is the legally elected President of the United States. Right? Everyone already voted. Right? The election was over last year. Right?…
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