America, you are like the annoying house guest who just won’t go the fuck home, even when the host and hostess are in their PJs and have turned off the lights but kept the front door unlocked hoping you’d take the hint. America is the annoying nei…
BuzzFuzz News is reporting that the automobile industry has just announced that it is releasing its brand new 2023 list of automobile names. And every major auto maker is developing a new vehicle which will be named in honor of the computer era.
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning. It will no longer cover up my smirk at someone’s stupid comment. The extra warmth it gives my jaw on those below freezing days. It will no longer cover up my bad br…
Vox Populi News Agency senior writer Tapioca Swizzle has just compiled a list of tweets from individuals from the world of sports. R-RATED TWEETS FROM SPORTS FIGURES TWEET #1: TOM BRADY – Well ladies and gentleman that’s it for me. After 22 sea…
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren't as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black Sea. The parties in Ukrain…
Mar-a-Lago - (Satire News) - 2:45 am TWEET 1. I don’t care what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Shumer, and Lemon say, I won the election fair and square. [2:45 am] TWEET 2. For the last time, I have never boinked that horrendously ugly whore Marjorie T…
HOLLYWOOD – (Magazine Satire) – Cowbell Notes Music Magazine looked over every single song that Taylor Swift has ever written, going back to when she was only 3-year-old. And they found that out of the millions of lyrics that Taylor has written, ther…
HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…
JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – The American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has just released a list of ten pet products that went on the market, and were almost instantly taken off the market for this reason or that. THE LIST…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…
TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…
Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…
Since moving to America, Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have become one of the most popular couples in the nation, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. They have rubbed elbows with the likes of Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Oprah Winfrey, Bob Baf…
Call Jaggedone a grumpy old bastard, I do not care, but these 'little' irritating things in our daily lives 'piss me off!' 1) People parking outside of allocated parking places at supermarkets because they cannot fucking walk 2 meters further, an…
(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…
With fictional characters and arch-villains, Donald Trump and Darth Vader claiming to both be the chosen one, we ask, could you be the chosen one? Did you have any of the following character traits? 1) A massive ego 2) One hand, or two very small...
Switzerland! That picturesque Alpine wonderland, where every day is Christmas Day, and everyone rejoices every day of the year, simply because they are Swiss, and demented. Is it all it's cracked-up to be? Read on, and let me shatter your illusion...
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