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Funny story: The List of Top 10 Pet Products That Were Quickly Axed

The List of Top 10 Pet Products That Were Quickly Axed

JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – The American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has just released a list of ten pet products that went on the market, and were almost instantly taken off the market for this reason or that. THE LIST…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows

A List of 10 Rejected Reality TV Shows

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Some of the reasons why the following reality television shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule, range from use of an unusually large amount of effen expletives, to the reality show actors and actresses…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events

A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events

TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts

A List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts

Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows

A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows

Since moving to America, Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have become one of the most popular couples in the nation, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. They have rubbed elbows with the likes of Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Oprah Winfrey, Bob Baf…

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Funny story: Infamous Spoofer gets out of the right side of the bed and is still 'PISSED OFF!'

Infamous Spoofer gets out of the right side of the bed and is still 'PISSED OFF!'

Call Jaggedone a grumpy old bastard, I do not care, but these 'little' irritating things in our daily lives 'piss me off!' 1) People parking outside of allocated parking places at supermarkets because they cannot fucking walk 2 meters further, an…

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Funny story: 9 secret ways to know if you really are the chosen one - you might be surprised!

9 secret ways to know if you really are the chosen one - you might be surprised!

With fictional characters and arch-villains, Donald Trump and Darth Vader claiming to both be the chosen one, we ask, could you be the chosen one? Did you have any of the following character traits? 1) A massive ego 2) One hand, or two very small...

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Funny story: Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Switzerland

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Switzerland

Switzerland! That picturesque Alpine wonderland, where every day is Christmas Day, and everyone rejoices every day of the year, simply because they are Swiss, and demented. Is it all it's cracked-up to be? Read on, and let me shatter your illusion...

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Funny story: Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland

Ten Things You May Not Have Known About: Holland

Holland is a lovely place, isn't it? And so flat! The perfect place to ride a bicycle, as flat as a pancake, with no impossibly-difficult hills to climb. Or that's what you think! Here are some things about Holland that you probably didn't know, a...

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Funny story: You Know You're Old When...

You Know You're Old When...

You know you're old - and maybe and old southern Californian: When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar. If you can remember using a fountain pen. When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement. If you rememb...

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Why Kim Jong Un Desperately Wants to Make a Deal with the U. S.

Top Ten Reasons Why Kim Jong Un Desperately Wants to Make a Deal with the U. S.

He needs a decent shampoo, rinse, and cut from Vidal Sassoon. He wants Stormy Daniels’ phone number. He wants to be let loose carte blanche in the M&M anchor store in New York City, ending in a candy bath of M&M Reds. He wants his scientists to examine Nancy Pelosi –it’s an ancient Korean cultural practice dealing with living mummification. He’s out of nuclear warheads anyway, cuz Godz...

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Funny story: 1 drink a day shortens your life claim UK scientists, BULLSHIT! Lets all BURP together!

1 drink a day shortens your life claim UK scientists, BULLSHIT! Lets all BURP together!

The age old discussion of booze and health refuses to go away as scientists have come up with yet another threat to our lives; apart from dropping out of a plane, being hit by East European trucks, crossing the road generally, and falling in the bath, among millions of other reasons why our lives could be shortened! Well Jaggedone sent his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star, piss-artist rep...

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Funny story: 12 Hilarious Things Everybody Does

12 Hilarious Things Everybody Does

Over here at Back and to the Left news we are very, very busy people so bust in fact we can’t always come up with our own ideas for articles. So we take ideas from others. It’s not stealing as such more a re-appropriation of concepts from less talented writers and giving said ideas access to a larger global audience. With this in mind we went through MSN news and found the article “40 Hilarious...

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Funny story: Endangered Engagements

Endangered Engagements

Donald Trump. For legal purposes we have to point out, again, that this man is the current President of the United States. Mr Trump has decreed that 25 of the most endangered species in the world no longer need the USA's conservation efforts. Below we obtained the list and his reasons why. 1. Pacific Walrus: Quite like seals and we have loads of them. No one would wake up one morning and go...

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Funny story: How To Be Likable

How To Be Likable

We all want to be popular. Unfortunately, we don't all have the face of popularity. Likability, now that's something we can all achieve. And with these four easy steps to follow, you'll be likable in no time! 1. Have a sense of humor. If you don't have one, immediately after saying something, stare at the listener (preferably a stranger) in the eyes and say in a low voice, "You're supposed to b...

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Funny story: A Random Collection of Perry & Terrys Pet Hates with Pork Scratchings# 000352647

A Random Collection of Perry & Terrys Pet Hates with Pork Scratchings# 000352647

After years of research and a constant stream of psychotic experiences in the pub, Perry & Terry share what pisses them off. People who major in all the arts but can't draw the curtains. Critics who never complain after a blowjob. The humble accountant. They must count for something. When horses are called stupid names like "Transsexual" and you are forced to place an each way bet...

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Funny story: Dr Farquar and 101 things

Dr Farquar and 101 things

Why don't.... ..Police interrogation officers get confessions by pushing the perpetrator into a darkened room with a random upturned 3 pin plug left on the floor. ..can openers have a 'best by' date on them? ..1% of household germs wipe out life on this planet? ..aboriginals when they eat grubs feel disgust when we eat caviar? ..we ever remember the exact amount when our parents asked "How...

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