The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry," by Cover Chick Cosmetics has just hit the cosmetic market. According to a representative with CCC, the new lipstick has several secret ingredients that…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Cheyenne School District has just informed the student body that a new directive will take affect in three weeks. School board president Jessica Belladonna, 42, has stated that female students between the a…
(NOT EDITED) Rocky Horror and Glam Rock were dead many years ago. Bands like The Sweet, Alice Cooper (Glam??), Marc Bolan and his T Rex, Kiss, Mud, Bowie and Ziggy, plus many more, have been buried into rock history, and lipstick sales plummeted.
BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing. Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after condu...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
NEW YORK CITY - Close friends of Brad Pitt say they have seen the writing on the wall for quite sometime but simply did not want to make waves. After months of threatening to break up with Angelina Jolie, Brad has finally stepped up to the plate a...
HOLLYWOOD - No matter how far Haley Reinhart goes or does not go on this years edition of American Idol, she will now forever be remembered as "Lipstick Girl." During Reinhart's AI performance she choose a song by Whitney "Hmmm" Houston tilted "I'...
U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...
Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency "You can put lipstick on a pig, But she's still a pig" Is a lesson Moms to their sons Should be teaching. Had Bill Clinton Heard this advice Before meeting Monica There would have been No impeaching. The End...
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