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Funny story: Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic

Football team unrecognizable after Messi departure: Fanatic

After the recent news of the departure of Lionel Messi from FC Barcelona many sports fans are left confused and intrigued about the future of their favorite star and of course team. This news came as a surprise to all our sports analysts that are…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

Lionel Messi Says He Plans to Run For President of Argentina When He Leaves Barcelona

BARCELONA – (Sports Satire) - Noticias Hispanicas is reporting that Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi, has commented that his next goal is to become the president of his motherland, Argentina. The superstar, stated that he misses the Argentinian P…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City

There was astonishment on a fairly grand scale in East Yorkshire this afternoon, as League One newboys Hull City announced that they had swooped to land the signature of Barcelona's wantaway Argentinian star, Lionel Messi. The Tigers were relegate…

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola joins Messi in Catholic Priesthood!

Pep Guardiola joins Messi in Catholic Priesthood!

(UNEDITED) Being dumped and thumped out of major soccer tournaments leads to inspiration 'from above', especially South American soccer players and, managers who are born in Mediterranean countries, searching for a heavenly sanctuary! However, aft…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi becomes a Catholic priest!

Lionel Messi becomes a Catholic priest!

(UNEDITED) After their historic thrashing by a bunch of marauding, barbaric Bavarians, led by 'Lederhosen Loony', Thomas Mueller, Barcelona have returned to Catalonia. Their star-player went immediately to Gaudi's, Sagrada Familia Basilica, and begge…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

Lionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting

The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...

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Funny story: Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Barçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears

Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...

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Funny story: Messi's Manchester Mess

Messi's Manchester Mess

Lionel Messi will escape any punishment for his childish outburst after his side were comprehensively beaten by Arab club Manchester City. The Argentinean whinger was visibly upset when the referee refused to award Barcelona a penalty or send a o...

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Funny story: Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Spanish Inland Revenue feels sorry for Messi!

Lionel Messi, super-star footballer who applies his trade in Spain, Barcelona, to be precise, has many allies in the Spanish Inland Revenue; and they all feel sorry for him! Exactly how many millions he earns nobody really knows, but tax officers...

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Funny story: FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!

FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!

FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian boy who plays football without any feet, which is a pretty mean feat. He was scouted playing with other boys with feet and after tying knots in their legs with dazzling dribblings, shooting skills and mesmerizing...

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Funny story: International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Carlos Tevez, Juan Mata... a team line-up to die for? Well it seems fans of stricken Portsmouth, will soon be on life support as some of the greatest names in the game sign up to help the club out of its difficulti...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract. (BBC Sport) I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll. A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008. (Sunday Mirror) Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.

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Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...

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Funny story: Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Cristiano Ronaldo is playing like a ghost of his normal self and he is convinced he knows why, there's a ghost following him everywhere called Lionel Messi! He has missed so many chances and free kicks which he normally puts away with ease for his...

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