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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He Is Considering Having Sexual Reassignment Surgery

TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has No Idea How a Certain Substance Ended Up In Her Left Ear

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has No Idea How a Certain Substance Ended Up In Her Left Ear

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Trump’s new-found pet, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to inform the news media, that she positively has no idea how in the world, some intimate stuff ended up in her left ear. She pointed out that if anything it wo…

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing. Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old g…

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Funny story: The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

The Proud Boys Have Told President Trump That They’ll Work Security at His Upcoming Campaign Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…

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Funny story: Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

Many of the Nation’s Atheists Say That President Trump is One of Them

DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…

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Funny story: Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Amy Barrett: Previously Unknown Sexual Impropriety Comes to Light

Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…

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Funny story: President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

President Trump Stuns The World by Cancelling The Presidential Election

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – President Trump speaking before a huge crowd at a Walgreens parking lot stunned the audience by making an amazing announcement. Trump told the crowd that he has decided to cancel the upcoming 2020 presiden…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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Funny story: Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Ginsberg’s Death Spurs Two Congressional Investigations.

Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death within just weeks of the presidential election is spurring two expedited congressional investigations. Adam Schiff, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, is investigating whether the Russians, with Trump’s know…

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Funny story: Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He’s Bi-Sexual

Senator Lindsey Graham Denies That He’s Bi-Sexual

SENECA, South Carolina – (Political Satire) - The flamboyant rather peacockish senator from South Carolina has once again emphatically stated that he is not bisexual. Lindsey Graham told a reporter with the iRumors News Agency that he gets asked t…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…

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Funny story: Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Trump Campaign Bringing In Musical Acts For Tulsa Rally

Besides catching musical acts at Trump's next rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, coronavirus is going to be at a premium. No activity is necessary. Just sit there next to a stranger, shoulder to shoulder, please don’t wear a mask, Trump frowns on masks, shout...

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Funny story: Sore Loser Donald Trump

Sore Loser Donald Trump

The schoolyard taunts are growing against Donald Trump. Trump is going to lose his reelection, and he is already showing signs of being a sore loser. Stinking sore! Instead of accepting his fate, and demonstrating that cheerleading, happy talk and...

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Funny story: Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...

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Funny story: Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...

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Funny story: Thousands Of Flies Build Nest On Lindsey Graham's Head

Thousands Of Flies Build Nest On Lindsey Graham's Head

In the heat of the Judge Kavanaugh hearings, Senator Lindsey Graham started swatting flies, that seemed to be buzzing around him during his address to the Senate floor: "I've made up my mind, and decided BIll Cosby is pre-approved for a spot on th...

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