Lindsey Graham, the lovable loser who never gives up, even when Trump gets arrested again and again … the man who loves Trump then hates him then loves him again … went back to his hometown of Slim Pickens, who hasn’t been seen since he rode a nuclea…
Senator Lindsey Graham has taken delivery of a suspicious package from the Russian Federation. Inside the package, a price label and instructions explicitly commanding the senator to affix the label onto his head, under the authority of none other th…
Herschel Walker has achieved so much in his life. He says he was a cop and he was in the military and trained with the FBI, and of course we all know by now he threatened to kill his wife by putting a gun to her head. Every one of his family membe…
Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…
Corinthians 13:4-8 (from the DJTV) 4 Trump is not patient, Trump is not kind. He envies everyone, he boasts like a drunken soldier, he is proud. 5 He dishonors others, he is self-seeking, he is easily angered, he keeps a long record of wrongs. 6 T…
Even his pal Lindsey Graham said, “Enough is enough!” What Graham meant was Donald Trump should go away. But Trump lingers like terrible indigestion and heartburn. Trump lost the 2020 election but never conceded, and he just won’t quit it. Tr…
TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – GOP Senator, and one of Trump’s top 3 ass kissers was recently spotted in Trinidad, Colorado. The city is noted for being the “Sex Change” capital of the United States. BuzzFuzz learned that in just the pas…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Trump’s new-found pet, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to inform the news media, that she positively has no idea how in the world, some intimate stuff ended up in her left ear. She pointed out that if anything it wo…
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing. Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old g…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Fox News says that the extreme white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, have proudly informed the President that they’ll work security at his upcoming campaign rallies free of charge. They said that it would be a…
DRY PEE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Members of the Arizona Alliance of Atheists recently held their meeting in Dry Pee, Arizona. Senator Lindsey Graham was the featured speaker. He told the audience that, even though he is not an atheist, he knows…
Most observers expect that the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Barrett will be at least as nasty and partisan as those for Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats are busy scouring the woodwork for any skeletons that may be in Amy Barrett’s c…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – President Trump speaking before a huge crowd at a Walgreens parking lot stunned the audience by making an amazing announcement. Trump told the crowd that he has decided to cancel the upcoming 2020 presiden…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…
Judge Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s death within just weeks of the presidential election is spurring two expedited congressional investigations. Adam Schiff, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, is investigating whether the Russians, with Trump’s know…
SENECA, South Carolina – (Political Satire) - The flamboyant rather peacockish senator from South Carolina has once again emphatically stated that he is not bisexual. Lindsey Graham told a reporter with the iRumors News Agency that he gets asked t…
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