New outbursts by former singer Lily Allen have prompted fears for her sanity. The Smile singer famously declared that she was shunning the limelight, ooh, ages ago. But since then she has maintained a strong media presence by Tweeting or allowing...
Lily Allen and her older sister Sarah have reportedly been involved in a disaster involving two giant tents. One of the Tents was a pretty petrol blue colour, and the other was red with colourful sparkles. It had previously been rumoured that th...
Former pop songstress Lily Allen is enjoying the quiet life, having vowed to quit the music industry in an effort to stop playing the fame game. Hardly anyone hears of the Smile singer these days so EIF News & Features decided to investigate j...
Insurance companies are on high alert today, expecting a boom in claims following the screening of a documentary about Lily Allen this evening. Ms Allen announced her retirement from the pop music industry last year, claiming that she was sufferin...
TV schedulers are considering pulling a documentary about singer Lily Allen after she begged her fans not to watch it. The C4 show, Riches To Rags, airs over three episodes beginning next Tuesday. But the 25-year-old star has gone on Twitter to...
Rumours are circulating the celebrity world that Lily Allen has secretly got married this week after she was seen on a night out sporting not just an engagement ring, but also a wedding ring on her left hand ring finger. "I think it's fairly obvio...
One of the great creative forces of the early 21st century is to head up a multi-national, multi-discipline investigation into the state of modern western culture. The think-tank will consider the causes for the decadence displayed in the west and...
LONDON - Lily Allen, has flat out spoken her mind (again). And this time the recipient of her serpentine venom is none other than "Mr. Reality Shows" himself Simon Cowell. Lily was apparently lashing out at Cowell's X-Factor saying that it is noth...
Poor LILY ALLEN has been treated for painful whiplash following an incident at a London hotel. The singer was in the lobby of the plush hotel following a meeting to discuss her proposed summer slapper clothes store. Trooper Lil was convinced sh...
LONDON - Lily Allen said that she has never denied that she has polythelia, which is the condition of having an accessory or third nipple. Allen said that she first noticed it in grade school when she saw that her chest did not look like the chest...
Petite but curvy, feisty and formerly naughty in a wasted middle-class way pop singer Lily Allen has cemented the evolution of her image by becoming the latest unlikely figure to climb Mount Everest yesterday, writes Hilary Tensing, Chief Gobshite.
Lily Allen may have won 3 Novello awards for her songwriting and her interpretation of 'The Fear' but according to 1970s music buff Fluff Babcock she'll never be as good as 70s weirdness icon Kate Bush who stunned a nation with her squeaky voiced ren...
There was outrage today from fans of Lily Allen across the world as her latest song "Whatever" was heard to have a third note. Even worse, this note was actually sung in tune, according to Jeremy...Clarkson...In the World. After severe pressure f...
LONDON - Katy Brand, host of the ITV2 show Katy Brand's Big Ass Show has just been named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom. Brand was picked by over 3.7 million readers of The London Hand Held Daily Mirror. Katy received e...
MANCHESTER - Lily Allen finished performing her concert at Manchester's Yoko Ono Arena and hurried out to her waiting car to take her back to her hotel The Maid Marian. Allen had stated that she was feeling tired and that her thighs were hurting a...
LONDON - Lily Allen has recently announced that she has decided to quit the music business. She pointed out that the fun has gone out of it. She said that when she first started singing people would praise her and give her compliments and it fed...
NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs." Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a possible 100 points. The second place...
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