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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

KEY WEST, Florida – (Satire News) – Someone once said that if Donald Trump ever goes two hours without telling a damn lie, he’ll probably pass out from hyperfifalosis. His wife Melania, an ex-lingerie model, said that if she had a nickel for every…

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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul is The Granddaddy of Misinformation and Unadulterated Bullshit!

Senator Rand Paul is The Granddaddy of Misinformation and Unadulterated Bullshit!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits agree that more bullshit comes out of Rand “The Weasel” Paul’s mouth than anyone else in the entire country; except maybe for Trump, McConnell, Gaetz, Jordan, Graham, Hannity, Carlson, Gutfeld, and…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci Says Donald Trump Needs To Have Surgery

Dr. Fauci Says Donald Trump Needs To Have Surgery

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s top doctor has made it abundantly clear that the former resident of the White House, Donald J. Trump needs to have surgery and as soon as humanly possible. Dr. Fauci informed the news media that Trum…

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Funny story: 10 Things That Donald Trump Says He’s Done

10 Things That Donald Trump Says He’s Done

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Everyone agrees that there is no one in the history of the civilized world who has uttered more lies than the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C., Donald Johnny Trump. The latest number ac…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s 30,000-Plus Lies Have Finally Affected His Brain

Donald Trump’s 30,000-Plus Lies Have Finally Affected His Brain

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – According to a report put out by the highly reputable news agency BuzzFuzz, the disgraced, one-term president’s 30,000 plus lies are weighing on him so much that it has affected his brain in a most horrible way. Wyatt St.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confided To Melania That He Is Starting To Have a Problem Keeping His Lies Straight

Donald Trump Confided To Melania That He Is Starting To Have a Problem Keeping His Lies Straight

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump recently told her BFF Meghan Markle that her husband’s 30,000 plus lies have finally caught up to him. She noted that he wakes up in the middle of the night, and asks her if he really said this o…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

Melania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Destroys America

The US Supreme Court Destroys America

Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free…

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Funny story: Governments Admit They've Been Telling Lies About Things

Governments Admit They've Been Telling Lies About Things

There was trouble brewing on a massive scale this morning, when a series of news conferences around the globe admitted that various governments had been somewhat economical with the truth, and that most of everything they've ever told you has been a…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…

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Funny story: Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…

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Funny story: I didn’t pay my taxes?

I didn’t pay my taxes?

I didn’t pay my taxes? I didn’t pay my dues I didn’t sleep with hookers It’s really all fake news I didn’t cheat on spouses I didn’t collude with Russians My son-in-law certainly wasn’t involved In Moscow-based discussions I didn’t dodge…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

HICKORY NUTS, North Carolina – (Satire News) - The president took his Presidential Hate Campaign to the Hickory Nuts Capital of the World. After spewing his standard 82 lies per speech, he closed by saying that he does not understand why the enemy…

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Funny story: UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

That model of integrity and honour, paragon of virtue, Boris Johnson, has expressed amazement at the EU's reaction to him wishing to renege on the withdrawal agreement he signed in January. "What a kerfuffle," began the Prime Minister, forcing EU…

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Funny story: It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…

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Funny story: Trump: I've Always Been In Favor Of Face Masks

Trump: I've Always Been In Favor Of Face Masks

In what many will see as a total turnaround, President Trump has spoken about his preference for wearing a face mask in order to limit the spread of the Coronavirus, claiming that he has always been in favor of the protective mouth coverings. Trum…

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