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Funny story: Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

Aldi & Lidl offering Covid-19 vaccines at discounter prices!

(NOT EDITED) German giant supermarket discounters have discovered a medical loophole to increase their popularity even more! Personnel joining their teams of slave-driven shelf-fillers, and non-smiling cashiers, are being given 'jab courses'! Punt…

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Funny story: Local man slavers visibly during machine gun fantasy about noisy supermarket family

Local man slavers visibly during machine gun fantasy about noisy supermarket family

A 54-year-old Whitechapel man found himself salivating during a trip to his local Lidl supermarket, as he fantasised about scything down a noisy family in the shop with an old fashioned Tommy Gun. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, had to wipe...

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Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...

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Funny story: German giants bash Tesco!

German giants bash Tesco!

Tesco, one of Britain's top four supermarkets are being forced to close 43 of their stores while German giants, Lidl and Aldi, have decided to "Blitzkrieg" the UK by opening many more of their cheap stores. The Germans attitude is; if you can beat...

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Funny story: Nottingham man arrested at Nottingham Lidl for laughing out too loud!

Nottingham man arrested at Nottingham Lidl for laughing out too loud!

Nottingham, UK: In a bizarre incident today an ageing gentleman was arrested at the German supermarket, Lidl, in Nottingham. It seems he was acting like a loony and could not contain himself whilst laughing his bald head off very loudly! Other Eng...

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Funny story: India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

Protests in India have proven that the Raj has had its day on the sub-continent and British supermarkets are not the "Raj" as far as Indians go. Global supermarkets attempting to cash in on India's new found wealth, including British ones, are bei...

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Funny story: 4 ways to combat Global Warming

4 ways to combat Global Warming

Global Warming. Alleged myth, or otherwise? The world is getting hotter, and that's without pictures of Pixie Lott and Cheryl Cole on the Internet. But in a bid to keep your back garden nice and polar bear free, we give you our top five tips to ensure your world is safe and sound. 1) Don't use fossil fuels: they're antiques. Treat them like you would with any antique. Ignored on a shelf in...

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