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Libra Woman Decides To Just Keep Being Indecisive - And Then Wonders If She Just Went Back On Her Decision, And If So, Is That OK?

Her entire life, 48-year-old Libra Madison Powell heard the constant refrain, "Stop being so indecisive!" And she tried, she really did. As a child, she practiced making smaller decisions of lesser import, like choosing Cheerios over Raisin Bran for her breakfast - only to find herself plagued with doubts while eating her Cheerios, wondering whether the Raisin Bran, or even Corn Flakes, might...