A Tribute to Elton John's New Son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John:
(For all those folks who sing along at the top of their lungs and 'think' they know all the words)
Levon wears his wahoo like a clown
Calls his child Jesus
Cause he likes the name
And he senses it's the finest school in town
And Jesus, he wants to go to Jeee-suhs,
Leavin' Levon far behinds
Spend his time counting...
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