A Tribute to Elton John's New Son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John: (For all those folks who sing along at the top of their lungs and 'think' they know all the words) Levon wears his wahoo like a clown Calls his child Jesus Cause he likes the name And he senses it's the finest school in town And Jesus, he wants to go to Jeee-suhs, Leavin' Levon far behinds Spend his time counting...
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