Hello love, how's the weather over there? Still got some snow but I haven't been out for about 7 months. Our John, no Lesley, Christ why can't I get these names right?...our young 'un round the corner, well he came to do my, well you know, like he does everyweekend.
He didn't stay long, only a week because they're going out tonight for a dream and taking the young 'un with them. He's still l...
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