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Funny story: The Highest Ranking General in The Chinese Army Has Admitted That She’s a Lesbian

The Highest Ranking General in The Chinese Army Has Admitted That She’s a Lesbian

HONG KONG – (World Satire) – Word coming out of the Chinese capital is reverberating all over the world. The Chinese government has just learned that China’s top ranking military leader, General Sue Ming Ding, 53, has just come out of the closet a…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Ivanka Trump Denies The Lesbian Rumors

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz was the first news agency to report that the former first daughter, Ivanka Trump, was allegedly caught making out with a very attractive, much younger woman in Central Park. The individual who claims to have se…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…

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Funny story: UK Male Window Cleaner Caught 'Clocking' Lesbian Scrubber!

UK Male Window Cleaner Caught 'Clocking' Lesbian Scrubber!

On his daily rounds, a UK window cleaner from, Hackney, East London, was seen profusely rubbing his chamois leather against a bathroom window humming a George Formby window-cleaning classic called; 'When I'm cleaning Windows!' (Here George's U Tube l…

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Funny story: Betty Friedan has an old puss

Betty Friedan has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…

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Funny story: Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in all its retail outlets by Thanksgiving. The move is seen by industry analysts as an attempt to boost dental dam sales—a...

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Funny story: Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...

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Funny story: Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...

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Funny story: You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

Life used to be so simple when I was growing up. Male, female, heterosexual - that was it, as far as I knew. Then I began work in the NHS, where my youthful good looks attracted more than just student nurses, but that's another story, although I did resolutely resist the attentions of lecherous male colleagues with "alternative" lifestyles. These days, who knows what anybody is? So, I have rebr...

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Funny story: Conference highlights inequality for dwarfs, lesbians and many other minorities

Conference highlights inequality for dwarfs, lesbians and many other minorities

At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Nashville Man Rises like a Phoenix from the Ashes of His Shattered Relationship

Carl Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, recently rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his shattered six-year relationship with his (now) ex-girlfriend Carla Jones. “People used to joke around all the time about our names,” recalled Carl. “They'd tel...

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Funny story: South African lesbians form rugby team!

South African lesbians form rugby team!

Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manl...

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Funny story: RSVP vacations for lesbians

RSVP vacations for lesbians

Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...

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Funny story: Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Father wants to marry his lesbian daughter to a man

Money tycoon, Charles Lee, made global headlines in September 2012 when he offered £40m to any man who can convince his lesbian daughter, Cinderella Lee, to marry. The 57-year-old then doubled the money offering any bachelor $1billion (£80m) aft...

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Funny story: Male impersonator calls it quits

Male impersonator calls it quits

After 3 years, Male impersonator Jane Barley is hanging up her sky diving jumpsuit. Most of her loyal fans have found their way into the obituary. "Nowadays, drugged out teens are into "Jimmy Pop," a teen singer from the music group New Kids on t...

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Funny story: Lesbian festival hits London

Lesbian festival hits London

Lesbians in London Festival will run from 24 June to 9 July, with the official opening at Tate Britain which celebrates their new exhibition Lesbian & Hope. They will be hosting various events across London like the dunking for squids tourname...

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Funny story: Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Lesbian incorporates dance move during prison performance

Be Be See News: A leading choreographer has accused Lizzy the lesbian of "borrowing" a dance move, after the Butch Dike dancer launched a charity performamce in the Banger Prison, in Liverpool. The dance resembles a rodeo horse ride. According...

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