The 90s indie band REM famously sang the miserable dirge, Everybody Hurts, but is it really true? Certainly not for lepers. Leprosy is a disease which leads to nerve damage. There is a common misconception that it leads directly to the loss of lim…
Congratulating Americans on their response to the deadly worldwide COVID-19 pandemic, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention encouraged people that they'll be able to apply the lessons they’re learning from coronavirus in the next pandemic, w...
Streets outside offices will soon become much more noisy if the anti-smoking lobby get their latest suggestion passed into law. "What we want to do," said Ashley Holden, "is to have smokers warn healthy people who happen to be walking near by. Our...
Hello and welcome to this month's edition! Mr Arbudnot of Frampton would like to thank all those that searched for his nose at the gala weekend. It was found in the gents urinal tent by Mr Peasmould who handed it back with a new piece of sticky plaster. Edith Moore sends apologies if she was a bit flaky at the baking day last month in Morpeth. Kellogs corn flakes will not be served at t...
At last Mel Gibson has sought help for his leprosy problem.
A celebrity leper colony had it's opening ceremony performed yesterday in Burbank, Hollywood.
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