Tabloid rage swelled to tumescent levels this week when it was revealed that suspected criminals in the UK were eligible to receive Legal Aid.
Geoff Bile of the Daily Clench exclaimed, “This is political correctness gone mad! How dare those elitis...
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Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.
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