The transfer situation at Leeds United has "gone into meltdown" as Dave Hockaday has admitted that "all the good players we (Leeds) want to sign won't be able to adapt to the amazing diamond formation the club now plays better than who we've got."...
After the Leeds United squad collectively refused to move to live in the city a few days ago, the controversy has continued at Elland Road as Swiss International defender, Jonathan Rossini, had his loan deal terminated due to having a "poor attitude"...
The huge sculptures in Leeds resembling pregnant nude women with enormous bottoms are the result of the notoriously incomprehensible sculptor not being fitted with the correct spectacles, a spokesperson for Specsavers claimed this morning. "...
A Headingley woman caused a massive shock when she came home from a shopping spree in Leeds with nothing at all! Leeds is the biggest shopping centre in the north of England, with an estimated 6 million eager customers buying loads of stuff every...
In an announcement that had Simon Cowell's new teeth rattling and Tulisa Gotanewtrampastampa reaching for another "tah-oo" for her body, Huddersfield Town Football Club announced the signing of midfielder Adam Clayton. The football club have reall...
Only weeks into the project of moving the Pennines thirty miles east, it has been decided to move them back again. However, due to the nature of the move, the Pennines will have to be completely moved thirty miles east before moving them thirty miles...
It was announced today by Master Bates, Chairman of Leeds United, that Elland Road will be naming an East Stand suite in the memory of footballer Gary Speed. Although a very difficult word for the average professional footballer to overcome - ques...
Leeds: Shock, horror and disbelief as local Leeds Man Puts Good Book Down in Library. There is a saying in literary circles, that if you put a good book down before finishing it, 'Then yer a bastard"!! Unfortunately for one man, the act of putting…
For the seventh year running, Leeds has been recognised as having the most organised fashion scene in the UK. Pepe de Schaat of elite London fashion agency FashionFashionGoGo was on the voting panel and offered this exclusive insight into the judges decision, "Leeds has a unique ability for organising their fashion, darling!! Nowhere else are people so desperate to achieve a personal sense of...
Just in. (They actually woke me up from a lovely nap.) - Celebrity TV chef Marco Pierre White, who despite his exotic sounding name was actually brought up on a dead rough council estate in Leeds is to have his trademark bandana surgically removed on...
Spoof reporting team DK128 today were treated with the most amazing spoof story yet. Bigger than aspartame, more significant than peanut butter, and certainly much bigger than the world's largest penis. The DK128 Consortium actually achieved an in...
Two female employees of a bookmaking shop in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England, took on a robber who barged into their office. Nickola Kirk, 37, and Francisca Hamilton, 39, fought with the man, who decided he was outmatched and tried to run -- but found...
In a predictably one-sided game today, underdogs Leeds United were beaten by the once great Histon. Histon's win was put down to the state of the pitch (wet) and the appalling weather which the Leeds players had never experienced in the balmier cl...
An unexploded World War II bomb has been discovered on a battered old bus in East Yorkshire on the route between Hull and Leeds.
In what is seen as a revolutionary breakthrough by any council in the country, Leeds is to install a road-side speed camera in an attempt to actually reduce drivers' speed at an accident blackspot outside the city.
Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.
A large queue of over a thousand women are lining up outside a factory in Leeds. Why you may ask. Well they are taking it in turns to sit on the top of the chimney.
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