Okay, my bad, I have been singing the wrong lyrics for years. When The Clash sang “London is drowning”, I swear to the gods of punk music I thought Joe Strummer was singing “London is burning.” See, ‘cuz then the next line makes strange hopeful s…
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s foremost music magazines, Yippee-Ki-Yay, has just broken the music news that the popular, and highly controversial band, Brass Against, will be the opening act for the legendary Led Zeppelin on thei…
GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan – (Satire Music) – The rock band known as The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids, have been playing together for over half a century, going way back to when they were known as The Mothers of Grand Rapids. The band’s lead singer Be…
Led Zeppelin legend Robert Plant has now told the truth behind their classic song, 'Stairway to Heaven': he was stoned out of his brains sitting on Victoria railway station, waiting for a train, when he clocked a timetable with the title: Next Tra…
Auntie Sandra Levi, High Priestess of The Church of Satan, filed a lawsuit this week alleging that rock band Led Zeppelin plagiarized the copyrighted liturgy of her church. "When they recorded the subliminal Satanic lyrics in Stairway to Heaven, t...
Led Zeppelin was first formed in 1968, 44 years ago. The band has just released their latest album which is titled Just Blimpin' Along. The album title was thought up by Jimmy Page. Just Blimpin' Along was recorded on the Vinyl Record Recording Label at the prestigious San Andreas Fault Recording Studios located in Tarzana, California. The band's lead singer Robert Plant, 64, said that all...
TARZANA - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were enjoying Southern California' wonderfully, warm, wintertime, weather as they visited the famed Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo. The couple who have visited the petting zoo before walked ar...
Former Led Zeppelin member John Paul Jones has been beautified after undergoing major cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles. The 65 year old bassist has spent 3 weeks at the exclusive Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery in an attempt to get rid of the pitted sk...
Police forces across the country are gearing up to combat a major increase in thefts from heavy metal bands. Hot on the heels of thieves stealing guitars worth over £6,500 from a Led Zeppelin tribute band in Dundee, fans of the legendary Motorhead...
It is the big Christmas Light switch on in Newport this weekend, and the Council have managed to get Sir Terry Wogan, 71, to press the button, illuminating the pedestrianised areas of Newport shopping centre. Over a thousand bulbs have been installed...
LONDON - After talking about it for years, original Led Zeppelin members Robert Plant, Jimmy Paige, and John Paul Jones have taken the advice of a 14-year-old fan, Miley June Suskington, who lives in Pimlico, England and they put together a collectio...
LONDON - The manager of Led Zeppelin Christopher Dutchmill has stated that in lieu of going on tour, the heavy metal British band will instead record a Christmas album. Dutchmill stated that the reason that LZ decided against going on tour was due...
London - (Toxic Mess): An addiction therapissed (sic) has slammed Led Zepplin frontman Robert Plant as a 'train wreck waiting to happen' after colliding with him on North London's notorious Harrowing Road. Dave Skag, crack counsellor with celeb re...
LONDON - American Idol runnerup Adam Lambert has just announced that he has been asked to join one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time, Led Zeppelin. The band has been wanting to tour for the past twenty years but lead singer Robert Pl...
LONDON - Led Zeppelin was formed in 1968 (40 years ago!). The group was comprised of Robert Plant, 60, on vocals. Jimmy Page, 65, on lead guitar, John Paul Jones, 63, on bass guitar, and the late John Bonham on Drums. Many rock and roll writers consider Led Zeppelin to be the very first heavy metal band. They definitely had a guitar-driven sound. HERE ARE TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT LED ZEP...
LONDON, England - Robert Plant, lead singer for Led Zeppelin has stated that plans for a Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour have been axed. Plant told a radio disc jockey that was interviewing the three surving members of Led Zeppelin that it would be a gr...
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